*Happy Botanist – LIPSMACKERZ (Hybrid) – Premium Cannabis Flower 1/2lb
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$1,000.00TOTAL THC: 35.82%
LIPSMACKERZ (Hybrid) is a flavor-packed strain that lives up to its name with sweet, candy-forward notes layered with fruity hints and a touch of gas. Its colorful, crystal-covered buds shine with trichomes and deliver a smooth, tasty smoke every time.
The high is nicely balanced — bringing a cheerful, euphoric lift to the mind while easing the body into a calm, relaxed state. Great for unwinding without heavy sedation, LIPSMACKERZ keeps the vibe mellow, happy, and stress-free.
Type: Hybrid
Flavor: Sweet candy, fruit, light gas
Effects: Uplifted, relaxed, happy, balanced
Best for: Anytime enjoyment, mood boost, stress relief
*Happy Botanist – Sticky Toffee- Flower 3.5g
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$21.00Sticky Toffee Kush, is a hybrid created by crossing Birthday Cake with OG Kush.
Happy Botanist – Apple Tartz (Hybrid) – Premium Flower 1/2oz
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$72.00TOTAL THC: 28.44%
Apple Tartz is a top-shelf hybrid known for its bright, fruity flavor and uplifting, balanced effects. Crafted for those who enjoy tangy, dessert-inspired strains, Apple Tartz delivers a smooth, mood-enhancing experience without heaviness.
The aroma bursts with crisp apple and sweet candy notes layered over subtle earthy undertones. On the inhale, tangy fruit flavors shine, followed by a smooth, mellow finish. Effects settle in gently, bringing happiness, relaxation, and a light euphoric lift—great for daytime enjoyment or socializing.
Profile: Hybrid (Light Dep)
Flavor: Sweet apple, tart candy, light earth
Effects: Uplifting, relaxing, mood-enhancing, euphoric
Best For: Daytime, socializing, creativity, stress relief
Happy Botanist – Beach Crasher (Exotic) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Ride the perfect wave of relaxation and euphoria with Happy Botanist’s Premium Beach Crasher Pre-Roll. This exotic hybrid strain delivers a bold, flavorful smoke with sweet vanilla, citrus, and gassy undertones, creating a truly unique and smooth experience.
Beach Crasher offers a balanced high that starts with an uplifting cerebral buzz, sparking creativity and good vibes, before settling into a deep, soothing body relaxation. Whether you’re chilling by the ocean or unwinding after a long day, this strain is perfect for both social and solo sessions.
Expertly rolled with hand-selected, top-quality flower—never shake or trim—this pre-roll provides a clean, even burn with potent, long-lasting effects. Elevate your cannabis experience with Happy Botanist’s Beach Crasher and let the good vibes roll.
Happy Botanist – Blue Dream (Hybrid) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Blue Dream is one of the most iconic and widely loved hybrids. Known for its balanced effects and smooth flavor, it delivers an uplifting head high paired with gentle body relaxation—ideal for daytime or early evening use.
Aroma & Flavor:
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Sweet blueberry
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Light herbal and berry notes
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Subtle earthiness on the exhale
Effects:
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Euphoric and mood-lifting
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Creative and mentally clear
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Relaxed without sedation
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Mild body relief
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Daytime relaxation
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Stress and mood relief
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Light pain or tension
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Creative focus
Happy Botanist – Cookie Platter (Indica) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Cookie Platter is an indica-dominant strain celebrated for its rich dessert-like flavor profile and deeply relaxing body effects. Ideal for winding down after a long day, it delivers a smooth, calming high that soothes the mind and muscles.
Aroma & Flavor:
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Sweet cookie dough
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Earthy vanilla
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Creamy, slightly nutty undertones
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Full-body relaxation
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Stress and tension relief
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Mild euphoria and mood lift
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Can promote sleepiness in higher doses
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Evening or nighttime use
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Unwinding, anxiety relief
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Pain and muscle discomfort
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Sleep support
Happy Botanist – Dirty Loundry- Flower 14g
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$130.00. It is commonly associated with two different breeders: Atlas Seed (a fast-flowering, hash-focused strain) and Maven Genetics (a luxury indoor flower).
Happy Botanist – Double Runtz (Hybrid) – Premium Flower 1/2oz
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$70.00TOTAL THC: 27.98%
Double Runtz is a top-shelf hybrid prized for its sweet, candy-like flavor and balanced, euphoric effects. Crafted for those who enjoy dessert-forward strains with smooth smoke, Double Runtz delivers a joyful, body-and-mind experience without overwhelming sedation.
The aroma bursts with sugary candy and tropical fruit notes layered over subtle earthy undertones. On the inhale, creamy, sweet flavors shine, followed by a smooth, mellow finish. Effects settle in gently, bringing happiness, relaxation, and a light, euphoric lift—making it an ideal strain for socializing or unwinding after a long day.
Profile: Hybrid (Light Dep)
Flavor: Sweet candy, tropical fruit, light earth
Effects: Euphoric, uplifting, relaxing, mood-enhancing
Best For: Daytime or evening, socializing, stress relief, relaxation
Happy Botanist – FKAFL (Rare Exotic Hybrid) – Premium Cannabis Flower 3.5g
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Original price was: $35.00.$24.00Current price is: $24.00.FKAFL
The Soap x L.A. Rouge
FKAFL – Exotic Hybrid Premium Flower
Step into a different dimension with FKAFL, a rare hybrid that balances euphoric cerebral energy with smooth body relaxation. Its aroma layers sweet fruit, creamy gas, and a subtle earthy spice, creating a complex terpene profile that keeps you coming back for more. The smoke is velvety, coating the palate with notes of tropical candy and diesel undertones.
Perfect for daytime creativity or unwinding after work, FKAFL offers a high that starts with an uplifting head buzz before melting into a calm, stress-free body state. Expect balanced effects that are ideal for both social sessions and solo vibes.
Lineage: Exotic cross (kept under wraps)
Aroma & Flavor: Fruity gas, sweet cream, earthy spice
Effects: Euphoric • Creative • Relaxed
Happy Botanist – French Butter- Flower 14g
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$130.00It is a cross between FKAFL and Umami Butter, often available in limited R&D micro-batches.
Happy Botanist – French Butter- Flower 3.5g
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$35.00. It is a cross between FKAFL and Umami Butter, often available in limited R&D micro-batches.
Happy Botanist – Gelato 41 (Hybrid) – Premium Flower 1oz
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$130.00TOTAL THC: 28.10%
Gelato 41 is a top-shelf hybrid celebrated for its creamy, dessert-like flavor and balanced, euphoric effects. Crafted for those who enjoy smooth, flavorful strains, Gelato 41 delivers a blissful, body-and-mind experience without heavy sedation.
The aroma bursts with sweet vanilla and citrus notes layered over subtle earthy undertones. On the inhale, creamy, sweet flavors shine, followed by a smooth, mellow finish. Effects settle in gently, bringing happiness, relaxation, and mental clarity—making it ideal for daytime or evening enjoyment.
Profile: Hybrid (Light Dep)
Flavor: Creamy vanilla, citrus, light earth
Effects: Euphoric, relaxing, mood-enhancing, uplifting
Best For: Daytime or evening, relaxation, stress relief, mood boost
Happy Botanist – GMO Soda- Flower 14g
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$130.00Off Hours “Ectoplasm” gummies), known for its balanced, euphoric, and relaxing effects. It combines the signature savory, garlic funk of GMO genetics with sweet, fizzy soda notes. This strain is popular for afternoon or evening use, offering both mental buzz and physical ease.
Happy Botanist – HEIR HEADS (HYBRID) – Premium Cannabis Flower 3.5g
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Original price was: $40.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.TOTAL THC: 33.04%
Heir Heads (Hybrid) is a sweet, candy-forward strain that perfectly balances uplifting euphoria with smooth body relaxation. Its dense, colorful buds release a mouthwatering aroma of fruit candy, cream, and a hint of gas, making it a treat for both flavor and effect lovers.
The high is happy, calming, and balanced, ideal for mellow afternoons or social evenings — leaving you relaxed but never couch-locked.
Type: Balanced Hybrid
Flavor: Sweet candy, fruit, cream, light gas
Effects: Happy, relaxed, uplifted, calm
Best for: Anytime use, mood boost, social vibes
Happy Botanist – Hot Mints (Indica) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Unwind and sink into deep relaxation with Happy Botanist’s Premium Hot Mints Pre-Roll. This potent indica strain delivers a smooth, cooling inhale with bold notes of mint, spice, and earthy undertones, creating a refreshing yet powerful smoking experience.
Hot Mints is perfect for evening sessions or late-night unwinding, offering a deep body melt and calming cerebral effects that help ease stress, tension, and restlessness. Crafted with top-tier, hand-selected flower—never shake or trim—this pre-roll ensures a slow, even burn and full-bodied potency.
Whether you’re looking to relax after a long day or drift into a peaceful night’s sleep, Happy Botanist’s Hot Mints is your go-to for a smooth, flavorful, and deeply soothing indica experience.
Happy Botanist – Illemonati (Hybrid/Sativa) – Premium Flower 1/2oz
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$70.00TOTAL THC: 28.21%
Illemonati is a top‑shelf sativa‑leaning hybrid known for its bold citrus flavor and energizing, uplifting effects. Crafted for those who enjoy bright, zesty strains with a smooth smoke, Illemonati delivers a clear, mood‑boosting experience with light body relaxation.
The aroma bursts with sharp lemon and tropical citrus notes layered over subtle herbal undertones. On the inhale, tangy citrus flavors shine, followed by a crisp, refreshing finish. Effects settle in gently, bringing mental clarity, focus, and a happy, energized buzz—making it an ideal strain for daytime use, creativity, or socializing.
Profile: Sativa‑dominant hybrid (Light Dep)
Flavor: Citrus lemon, tropical fruit, light herbal
Effects: Uplifting, energetic, focused, mood‑enhancing
Best For: Daytime, creativity, socializing, energy boost
Happy Botanist – Illemonati (Hybrid/Sativa) – Premium Flower 1oz
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$135.00TOTAL THC: 28.21%
Illemonati is a top‑shelf sativa‑leaning hybrid known for its bold citrus flavor and energizing, uplifting effects. Crafted for those who enjoy bright, zesty strains with a smooth smoke, Illemonati delivers a clear, mood‑boosting experience with light body relaxation.
The aroma bursts with sharp lemon and tropical citrus notes layered over subtle herbal undertones. On the inhale, tangy citrus flavors shine, followed by a crisp, refreshing finish. Effects settle in gently, bringing mental clarity, focus, and a happy, energized buzz—making it an ideal strain for daytime use, creativity, or socializing.
Profile: Sativa‑dominant hybrid (Light Dep)
Flavor: Citrus lemon, tropical fruit, light herbal
Effects: Uplifting, energetic, focused, mood‑enhancing
Best For: Daytime, creativity, socializing, energy boost
Happy Botanist – Jack Herer (Sativa) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Jack Herer is a legendary sativa-dominant hybrid named after the cannabis activist and author. Known for its clear-headed, uplifting effects, it delivers a perfect blend of cerebral energy and gentle body relaxation. It’s a go-to daytime strain for creativity, focus, and mood elevation.
Aroma & Flavor:
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Pine and earthy spice
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Hints of citrus and herbal notes
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Fresh, slightly sweet exhale
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Uplifted, happy mindset
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Mental clarity and creativity
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Light body ease without couch-lock
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Energizing and motivating
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Daytime productivity
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Mood enhancement
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Creativity and focus
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Mild stress or fatigue relief
Happy Botanist – Jealousy Runtz (Hybrid) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Jealousy Runtz is a potent hybrid born from two powerhouse genetics, blending the creamy sweetness of Runtz with the rich, gassy funk of Jealousy. This strain delivers a strong, calming body high with a relaxed yet uplifted mental state—perfect for late afternoon or evening vibes.
Aroma & Flavor:
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Sweet candy and cream
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Earthy gas and dessert funk
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Hints of vanilla and fruit
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Deep body relaxation
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Mood elevation with a calm headspace
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Stress and tension relief
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Can become sedating in higher doses
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Late-day unwinding
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Mood stabilization
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Anxiety and body aches
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Relaxed socializing or chilling at home
Happy Botanist – Jungle Grapes (Hybrid) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Experience the perfect balance of relaxation and euphoria with Happy Botanist’s Premium Jungle Grapes Pre-Roll. This expertly crafted hybrid strain delivers a smooth, flavorful smoke with rich notes of sweet grapes, tropical fruit, and earthy undertones.
Jungle Grapes offers a harmonious blend of uplifting cerebral effects and soothing body relaxation, making it ideal for any time of day. Whether you’re looking to enhance creativity, unwind after a long day, or simply enjoy a premium cannabis experience, this pre-roll is your go-to choice.
Rolled with high-quality, hand-selected flower—never shake or trim—this pre-roll ensures a clean, slow burn with potent effects. Elevate your session with Happy Botanist’s Jungle Grapes and enjoy a flavorful, well-balanced hybrid that hits just right.
Happy Botanist – LEMON HEAD (SATIVA/HYBRID) – Premium Cannabis Flower 3.5g
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Original price was: $40.00.$32.00Current price is: $32.00.TOTAL THC: 33.64%
Lemon Head (Sativa-Hybrid) is a zesty, mood-lifting strain that blends bright citrus flavor with smooth hybrid balance. Bursting with notes of fresh lemon, sweet candy, and a touch of earth, it delivers a refreshing aroma and a crisp, energizing high.
The effects start with a clear-headed rush of euphoria and focus, followed by a light, relaxing body buzz that keeps you calm yet alert — perfect for daytime creativity or social vibes.
Type: Sativa-dominant hybrid
Flavor: Lemon candy, citrus zest, earthy sweetness
Effects: Uplifted, focused, happy, relaxed
Best for: Daytime, creativity, stress relief
Happy Botanist – LIPSMACKERZ (Hybrid) – Premium Cannabis Flower 3.5g
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Original price was: $40.00.$28.00Current price is: $28.00.TOTAL THC: 35.82%
LIPSMACKERZ (Hybrid) is a flavor-packed strain that lives up to its name with sweet, candy-forward notes layered with fruity hints and a touch of gas. Its colorful, crystal-covered buds shine with trichomes and deliver a smooth, tasty smoke every time.
The high is nicely balanced — bringing a cheerful, euphoric lift to the mind while easing the body into a calm, relaxed state. Great for unwinding without heavy sedation, LIPSMACKERZ keeps the vibe mellow, happy, and stress-free.
Type: Hybrid
Flavor: Sweet candy, fruit, light gas
Effects: Uplifted, relaxed, happy, balanced
Best for: Anytime enjoyment, mood boost, stress relief
Happy Botanist – Old Money (Exotic Indica-Dominant) – Premium Cannabis Flower 3.5g
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$40.00Old Money – Exotic Indica-Dominant Premium Flower
Smooth, rich, and timeless, Old Money carries a flavor profile that speaks of luxury. Expect layers of earthy kush, sweet cream, and a touch of gassy spice, rolling together like a classic, well-aged blend. The dense, frosty buds deliver a heavy nose and an even heavier punch.
Effects hit with a wave of calming euphoria, quickly settling into a deep body melt that eases stress and tension. Perfect for late nights, couch sessions, or anytime you want that classic indica richness with modern exotic flavor.
Lineage: Exclusive indica-dominant cut
Aroma & Flavor: Earthy kush, sweet cream, gassy spice
Effects: Euphoric • Sedative • Relaxed
Happy Botanist – OPAL × Permanent Marker (Exotic Hybrid) – Premium Cannabis Flower 3.5g
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Original price was: $40.00.$28.00Current price is: $28.00.OPAL × Permanent Marker – Exotic Hybrid Premium Flower
A rare and flavorful cross, OPAL × Permanent Marker blends the sweet, creamy, and floral notes of OPAL with the loud, gassy funk of Permanent Marker, creating a terpene profile that’s both dessert-smooth and powerfully pungent. The nose bursts with candied fruit, floral gas, and earthy spice, while the smoke coats the palate with rich layers of sweet cream and skunky diesel.
The high is just as dynamic—euphoric and creative up front, with a long-lasting body relaxation that grounds the experience without weighing you down. Perfect for connoisseurs looking for flavor complexity and balanced potency, this strain stands out as a true exotic.
Lineage: OPAL × Permanent Marker
Aroma & Flavor: Candied fruit, creamy floral, gassy spice
Effects: Euphoric • Creative • Relaxed