*Happy Botanist – Humboldt Classic – Pressed Hash 1g (Summer Deal)
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Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.Experience a timeless cannabis concentrate with Happy Botanist Humboldt Classic Pressed Hash. Crafted using traditional hash-making techniques, this 1g pressed hash delivers a rich aroma, smooth texture, and robust flavor that highlights the natural characteristics of carefully selected cannabis. Its soft, pliable consistency makes it easy to crumble or work with, making it a versatile option for those who appreciate classic concentrates.
Whether enjoyed on its own or added to flower, Humboldt Classic Pressed Hash offers a flavorful, old-school cannabis experience with a focus on quality and craftsmanship.
- 1g of premium pressed hash
- Traditional hash
- Rich aroma and full-bodied flavor
- Soft, easy-to-handle texture
- Great for mixing with flower or enjoying on its own
Happy Botanist – Beach Crasher (Exotic) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Ride the perfect wave of relaxation and euphoria with Happy Botanist’s Premium Beach Crasher Pre-Roll. This exotic hybrid strain delivers a bold, flavorful smoke with sweet vanilla, citrus, and gassy undertones, creating a truly unique and smooth experience.
Beach Crasher offers a balanced high that starts with an uplifting cerebral buzz, sparking creativity and good vibes, before settling into a deep, soothing body relaxation. Whether you’re chilling by the ocean or unwinding after a long day, this strain is perfect for both social and solo sessions.
Expertly rolled with hand-selected, top-quality flower—never shake or trim—this pre-roll provides a clean, even burn with potent, long-lasting effects. Elevate your cannabis experience with Happy Botanist’s Beach Crasher and let the good vibes roll.
Happy Botanist – BLACK CAVIAR – Premium Cannabis Flower 1/2oz
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Original price was: $125.00.$100.00Current price is: $100.00.TOTAL THC: 33.92%
Black Caviar is a rare and luxurious cannabis strain known for its rich, velvety flavor and deeply relaxing effects. Often an Indica-dominant hybrid, it offers dense, dark purple buds dusted with a frosty layer of trichomes — reminiscent of its namesake delicacy.
The aroma blends sweet, earthy notes with hints of spice and grape, while the smoke delivers a smooth, creamy finish. Users report a calming body high paired with a soothing mental euphoria, making it perfect for winding down in the evening or relieving stress and tension.
Profile: Indica-dominant hybrid
Flavor: Sweet earth, grape, spice, cream
Effects: Relaxed, euphoric, mellow, stress-relief
Best for: Evenings, anxiety, pain relief, sleep
Happy Botanist – Black Runtz – Flower 1/2oz (Exotic)
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Original price was: $145.00.$101.50Current price is: $101.50.An indica leaning hybrid cross between Black Diamond Sherbet and Runtz, Black Runtz derives its name from both its colorful appearance and its flavor profile that’s sugary-sweet.
Happy Botanist – Blue Dream (Hybrid) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Blue Dream is one of the most iconic and widely loved hybrids. Known for its balanced effects and smooth flavor, it delivers an uplifting head high paired with gentle body relaxation—ideal for daytime or early evening use.
Aroma & Flavor:
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Sweet blueberry
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Light herbal and berry notes
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Subtle earthiness on the exhale
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Euphoric and mood-lifting
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Creative and mentally clear
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Relaxed without sedation
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Mild body relief
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Daytime relaxation
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Stress and mood relief
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Light pain or tension
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Creative focus
Happy Botanist – Blue Nerdz (Hybrid/Exotic) – Premium Cannabis Flower 1/8oz
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$32.00TOTAL THC: 35.99%
Blue Nerdz is a premium hybrid known for its sweet, candy-inspired flavor and balanced, feel-good effects. Crafted for those who love smooth, fruity strains, Blue Nerdz delivers a bright cerebral lift paired with gentle body relaxation.
The aroma pops with blueberry candy, mixed berries, and citrus, accented by subtle creamy and gassy notes. On the inhale, sugary blue fruit flavors shine, followed by a smooth, slightly tart finish. Effects come on happy and uplifting, bringing euphoria, creativity, and calm relaxation without feeling heavy—ideal for staying engaged and relaxed.
Profile: Hybrid
Flavor: Blueberry candy, sweet berries, citrus
Effects: Uplifting, euphoric, relaxing, mood-boosting
Best For: Daytime or afternoon use, socializing, stress relief, creative vibes
Happy Botanist – Bubblegum Gelato – Premium Flower 1/8oz (3.5g)
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Original price was: $35.00.$28.00Current price is: $28.00.THC 33.92%
Bubblegum Gelato is a flavorful hybrid that combines sweet candy-like notes with creamy dessert undertones. Its dense, frosty buds showcase vibrant green hues, hints of purple, and a thick coating of sparkling trichomes that make it stand out in any jar.
The aroma blends sugary bubblegum, ripe berries, and smooth vanilla cream, while the flavor delivers a sweet, fruity smoke with a rich Gelato finish. Bubblegum Gelato is known for providing a balanced experience that starts with an uplifting, happy mood before easing into a relaxing body sensation without feeling overly heavy.
Flavor Profile: Sweet Bubblegum • Creamy Vanilla • Mixed Berries • Gelato
Effects: Euphoric • Relaxing • Happy • Balanced
Type: Hybrid
Best For: Socializing, creative activities, or unwinding any time of day.
Happy Botanist – Cereal Milk – Premium Flower 1oz (28g)
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$170.00THC 32.76%
Cereal Milk (indica-dominant phenotype) is a flavorful hybrid known for its dessert-like terpene profile and balanced yet calming effects. It typically comes from strong Gelato and Cookies lineage, which shows in its sweet, creamy aroma with notes of sugary cereal, vanilla frosting, and light berry fruit.
Effects lean more relaxing on the body compared to other phenos, delivering a smooth, calming wave that helps ease tension without immediately knocking you out. The head high stays slightly euphoric and uplifted, which keeps it functional enough for conversation, light activities, or creative downtime before it fully settles in.
Happy Botanist – Cherry Gas (Hybrid) – Premium Cannabis Flower 1/2oz
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$120.00TOTAL THC: 33.02%
Cherry Gas is a powerful hybrid known for its bold cherry aroma, gassy bite, and balanced yet hard-hitting effects. Dense, resin-glazed buds burst with deep red and purple hues, delivering a flavor profile that’s both sweet and fuel-forward — a perfect fusion of fruit and fire.
The scent opens with ripe cherry and berry notes layered over pungent diesel and earthy spice, while the smoke is smooth, rich, and unmistakably gassy. Users report an uplifting mental buzz followed by a warm, relaxing body melt, creating a well-rounded high that’s ideal for unwinding without losing clarity.
Profile: Hybrid
Flavor: Sweet cherry, berry, diesel, earthy spice
Effects: Euphoric, relaxed, balanced, creative calm
Best for: Afternoon or evening, stress relief, mood boost, mild pain relief
Happy Botanist – Cookie Platter (Indica) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Cookie Platter is an indica-dominant strain celebrated for its rich dessert-like flavor profile and deeply relaxing body effects. Ideal for winding down after a long day, it delivers a smooth, calming high that soothes the mind and muscles.
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Sweet cookie dough
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Earthy vanilla
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Creamy, slightly nutty undertones
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Full-body relaxation
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Stress and tension relief
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Mild euphoria and mood lift
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Can promote sleepiness in higher doses
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Evening or nighttime use
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Unwinding, anxiety relief
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Pain and muscle discomfort
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Sleep support
Happy Botanist – Dark Rainbow – Flower 3.5g
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$22.00Dark Rainbow #5 is a captivating indica-dominant hybrid strain with rich colors and delicious flavor. It is believed to be a cross of Dark Horse and Rainbow Kush. Dark Rainbow #5 has dense, chunky buds that are shaped like pieces of popcorn. They often come in an array of colors including shades of purple, green and hints of blue with vibrant orange pistils and white trichomes. Its rainbow-like colors are believed to be the reason for its name.
Dark Rainbow #5 has an aroma that is sweet and earthy, with hints of berries and pepper. Its flavor is similarly sweet and fruity on the front-end, then it turns more herbal and earthy on the back-end. It finishes with a spicy bite.
Fans of Dark Rainbow #5 say it has deeply relaxing and sedating qualities that are ideal for unwinding after a long day. Its reported to bring a sense of calmness and tranquility, allowing the mind and body to relax stress free. Mentally, consumers say it puts them in a blissful state, that is introspective but pleasant.
Happy Botanist – French Lotus (Exotic Hybrid) – Premium Flower 1/8oz (3.5g)
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Original price was: $40.00.$24.00Current price is: $24.00.French Lotus – Exotic Hybrid Premium Flower
Elegant and powerful, French Lotus is a rare exotic hybrid that blends a floral sweetness with creamy gas and subtle citrus undertones. Its aroma is smooth yet complex—like fresh blooms mixed with dessert—and the smoke rolls off the palate with a silky finish.
The effects begin with a calm, euphoric uplift, sparking creativity and mood elevation, before settling into a deep, soothing body relaxation. Perfect for unwinding in style, French Lotus delivers a refined high that feels both luxurious and balanced.
Lineage: Exotic hybrid (kept exclusive)
Aroma & Flavor: Floral sweetness, creamy gas, citrus zest
Effects: Euphoric • Creative • Relaxed
Happy Botanist – French Lotus (Exotic Hybrid) – Premium Flower 1oz (28g)
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$170.00THC 36.6%
French Lotus – Exotic Hybrid Premium Flower
Elegant and powerful, French Lotus is a rare exotic hybrid that blends a floral sweetness with creamy gas and subtle citrus undertones. Its aroma is smooth yet complex—like fresh blooms mixed with dessert—and the smoke rolls off the palate with a silky finish.
The effects begin with a calm, euphoric uplift, sparking creativity and mood elevation, before settling into a deep, soothing body relaxation. Perfect for unwinding in style, French Lotus delivers a refined high that feels both luxurious and balanced.
Lineage: Exotic hybrid (kept exclusive)
Aroma & Flavor: Floral sweetness, creamy gas, citrus zest
Effects: Euphoric • Creative • Relaxed
Happy Botanist – Georgia Peach (Hybrid) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Georgia Peach is generally considered an indica-dominant hybrid strain, often reported as 70% indica and 30% sativa. It is known for providing relaxing, uplifting, and body-comforting effects, typically with a sweet, fruity, peach, and nutty flavor profile, often featuring high THC content.
Happy Botanist – Hot Mints (Indica) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Unwind and sink into deep relaxation with Happy Botanist’s Premium Hot Mints Pre-Roll. This potent indica strain delivers a smooth, cooling inhale with bold notes of mint, spice, and earthy undertones, creating a refreshing yet powerful smoking experience.
Hot Mints is perfect for evening sessions or late-night unwinding, offering a deep body melt and calming cerebral effects that help ease stress, tension, and restlessness. Crafted with top-tier, hand-selected flower—never shake or trim—this pre-roll ensures a slow, even burn and full-bodied potency.
Whether you’re looking to relax after a long day or drift into a peaceful night’s sleep, Happy Botanist’s Hot Mints is your go-to for a smooth, flavorful, and deeply soothing indica experience.
Happy Botanist – Icy Runtz – Organic Sungrown Flower 1/2oz
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$41.50Icy Runtz is a flavorful hybrid known for its frosty appearance, sweet candy-like aroma, and smooth, fruity profile. Expect notes of sweet berries, tropical fruit, creamy candy, and a light earthy finish. The effects are typically balanced, starting with a euphoric, uplifting feeling before settling into a calm, relaxed vibe.
Profile: Sweet • Fruity • Creamy • Earthy
Flavor: Berry candy with tropical and creamy notes
Effects: Euphoric • Relaxing • Happy • Chill
Best For: Evening sessions, relaxing, socializing, or kicking back after a long day.
Happy Botanist – Jack Herer (Sativa) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Jack Herer is a legendary sativa-dominant hybrid named after the cannabis activist and author. Known for its clear-headed, uplifting effects, it delivers a perfect blend of cerebral energy and gentle body relaxation. It’s a go-to daytime strain for creativity, focus, and mood elevation.
Aroma & Flavor:
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Pine and earthy spice
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Hints of citrus and herbal notes
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Fresh, slightly sweet exhale
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Uplifted, happy mindset
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Mental clarity and creativity
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Light body ease without couch-lock
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Energizing and motivating
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Daytime productivity
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Mood enhancement
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Creativity and focus
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Mild stress or fatigue relief
Happy Botanist – Jealousy Runtz (Hybrid) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Jealousy Runtz is a potent hybrid born from two powerhouse genetics, blending the creamy sweetness of Runtz with the rich, gassy funk of Jealousy. This strain delivers a strong, calming body high with a relaxed yet uplifted mental state—perfect for late afternoon or evening vibes.
Aroma & Flavor:
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Sweet candy and cream
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Earthy gas and dessert funk
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Hints of vanilla and fruit
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Deep body relaxation
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Mood elevation with a calm headspace
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Stress and tension relief
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Can become sedating in higher doses
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Late-day unwinding
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Mood stabilization
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Anxiety and body aches
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Relaxed socializing or chilling at home
Happy Botanist – Jungle Grapes (Hybrid) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Experience the perfect balance of relaxation and euphoria with Happy Botanist’s Premium Jungle Grapes Pre-Roll. This expertly crafted hybrid strain delivers a smooth, flavorful smoke with rich notes of sweet grapes, tropical fruit, and earthy undertones.
Jungle Grapes offers a harmonious blend of uplifting cerebral effects and soothing body relaxation, making it ideal for any time of day. Whether you’re looking to enhance creativity, unwind after a long day, or simply enjoy a premium cannabis experience, this pre-roll is your go-to choice.
Rolled with high-quality, hand-selected flower—never shake or trim—this pre-roll ensures a clean, slow burn with potent effects. Elevate your session with Happy Botanist’s Jungle Grapes and enjoy a flavorful, well-balanced hybrid that hits just right.
Happy Botanist – King Louie (Indica) – Premium Flower 1oz (28g)
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Original price was: $180.00.$153.00Current price is: $153.00.THC 35.94%
Happy Botanist – Nectarine Jelly – Premium Flower 1/2oz (14g)
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Original price was: $100.00.$85.00Current price is: $85.00.THC 34.49%
Nectarine Jelly is a flavorful hybrid packed with sweet stone-fruit terps and smooth candy-like smoke. Dense, frosty buds burst with aromas of ripe nectarines, citrus zest, creamy berries, and a light sugary finish that lingers on the exhale. Bright green nugs with hints of purple and fiery orange hairs give this strain standout exotic appeal.
Expect a balanced high that starts with an uplifting cerebral buzz before easing into a calm, relaxing body feel. Perfect for daytime creativity or laid-back evening sessions, Nectarine Jelly delivers delicious flavor with smooth, mood-boosting effects.
Happy Botanist – Nectarine Jelly – Premium Flower 1oz (28g)
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Original price was: $160.00.$140.00Current price is: $140.00.THC 34.49%
Nectarine Jelly is a flavorful hybrid packed with sweet stone-fruit terps and smooth candy-like smoke. Dense, frosty buds burst with aromas of ripe nectarines, citrus zest, creamy berries, and a light sugary finish that lingers on the exhale. Bright green nugs with hints of purple and fiery orange hairs give this strain standout exotic appeal.
Expect a balanced high that starts with an uplifting cerebral buzz before easing into a calm, relaxing body feel. Perfect for daytime creativity or laid-back evening sessions, Nectarine Jelly delivers delicious flavor with smooth, mood-boosting effects.
Happy Botanist – Northern Lights (Indica) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Northern Lights is a legendary, nearly pure indica strain 90%-100% indica renowned for its fast-flowering, resin-heavy buds and deeply relaxing, euphoric effects. Featuring high THC, it is a staple for treating insomnia, pain, and stress, offering a sweet, earthy, and pine-forward flavor profile.