Happy Botanist – Frosted Donuts – Premium Flower 1/8oz (3.5g)
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THC 34.98%
Treat yourself to a strain that’s as indulgent as its name. Frosted Donuts is an indica-dominant powerhouse featuring chunky, crystal-covered buds that look like they’ve been dipped in sugar. Light green nugs with hints of purple and bright orange pistils give it standout bag appeal, while a thick coating of trichomes delivers that signature “frosted” finish.
The aroma is sweet and doughy with notes of vanilla, cream, and a subtle earthy undertone. On the inhale, expect a smooth, dessert-like flavor with sugary pastry vibes, followed by a slightly gassy, kushy exhale that balances the sweetness perfectly.
Effects come on mellow but build into a deeply relaxing body high paired with a calm, euphoric headspace. Frosted Donuts is perfect for winding down, easing stress, and kicking back without heavy mental fog. Ideal for evening sessions, late-night cravings, or just zoning out in comfort.
- Indica-dominant hybrid with relaxing, soothing effects
- Sweet, doughy aroma with creamy vanilla notes
- Frosted, trichome-rich buds with strong visual appeal
- Great for stress relief, relaxation, and chill nights
Frosted Donuts delivers a smooth, flavorful smoke with a cozy, dessert-like twist that hits just right.
Happy Botanist – Frosted Donuts – Premium Flower 1oz (28g)
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THC 34.98%
Treat yourself to a strain that’s as indulgent as its name. Frosted Donuts is an indica-dominant powerhouse featuring chunky, crystal-covered buds that look like they’ve been dipped in sugar. Light green nugs with hints of purple and bright orange pistils give it standout bag appeal, while a thick coating of trichomes delivers that signature “frosted” finish.
The aroma is sweet and doughy with notes of vanilla, cream, and a subtle earthy undertone. On the inhale, expect a smooth, dessert-like flavor with sugary pastry vibes, followed by a slightly gassy, kushy exhale that balances the sweetness perfectly.
Effects come on mellow but build into a deeply relaxing body high paired with a calm, euphoric headspace. Frosted Donuts is perfect for winding down, easing stress, and kicking back without heavy mental fog. Ideal for evening sessions, late-night cravings, or just zoning out in comfort.
- Indica-dominant hybrid with relaxing, soothing effects
- Sweet, doughy aroma with creamy vanilla notes
- Frosted, trichome-rich buds with strong visual appeal
- Great for stress relief, relaxation, and chill nights
Frosted Donuts delivers a smooth, flavorful smoke with a cozy, dessert-like twist that hits just right.
Happy Botanist – Georgia Peach (Hybrid) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Georgia Peach is generally considered an indica-dominant hybrid strain, often reported as 70% indica and 30% sativa. It is known for providing relaxing, uplifting, and body-comforting effects, typically with a sweet, fruity, peach, and nutty flavor profile, often featuring high THC content.
Happy Botanist – GMO Soda – Premium Flower 1/2oz (14g)
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Original price was: $130.00.$91.00Current price is: $91.00.Off Hours “Ectoplasm” gummies), known for its balanced, euphoric, and relaxing effects. It combines the signature savory, garlic funk of GMO genetics with sweet, fizzy soda notes. This strain is popular for afternoon or evening use, offering both mental buzz and physical ease.
THC 38.89%
Happy Botanist – GOLD DUST – SATIVA (EXOTIC) – Premium Cannabis Flower 3.5g
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Original price was: $40.00.$28.00Current price is: $28.00.TOTAL THC: 33.31%
Gold Dust (Sativa – Exotic) shines bright with energizing, uplifting effects and a sparkling terpene profile that lives up to its name. This exotic Sativa features golden, crystal-coated buds bursting with aromas of citrus, tropical fruit, and sweet spice.
The experience is clear-headed and creative, perfect for staying productive, social, or inspired throughout the day. Expect a smooth, zesty flavor and a lively buzz that lingers without the crash.
Type: Sativa (Exotic)
Flavor: Citrus, tropical fruit, sweet spice
Effects: Energizing, creative, euphoric, focused
Best for: Daytime, motivation, mood boost
Happy Botanist – HEIR HEADS (HYBRID) – Premium Cannabis Flower 3.5g
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Original price was: $40.00.$22.00Current price is: $22.00.TOTAL THC: 33.04%
Heir Heads (Hybrid) is a sweet, candy-forward strain that perfectly balances uplifting euphoria with smooth body relaxation. Its dense, colorful buds release a mouthwatering aroma of fruit candy, cream, and a hint of gas, making it a treat for both flavor and effect lovers.
The high is happy, calming, and balanced, ideal for mellow afternoons or social evenings — leaving you relaxed but never couch-locked.
Type: Balanced Hybrid
Flavor: Sweet candy, fruit, cream, light gas
Effects: Happy, relaxed, uplifted, calm
Best for: Anytime use, mood boost, social vibes
Happy Botanist – Hot Mints (Indica) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Unwind and sink into deep relaxation with Happy Botanist’s Premium Hot Mints Pre-Roll. This potent indica strain delivers a smooth, cooling inhale with bold notes of mint, spice, and earthy undertones, creating a refreshing yet powerful smoking experience.
Hot Mints is perfect for evening sessions or late-night unwinding, offering a deep body melt and calming cerebral effects that help ease stress, tension, and restlessness. Crafted with top-tier, hand-selected flower—never shake or trim—this pre-roll ensures a slow, even burn and full-bodied potency.
Whether you’re looking to relax after a long day or drift into a peaceful night’s sleep, Happy Botanist’s Hot Mints is your go-to for a smooth, flavorful, and deeply soothing indica experience.
Happy Botanist – Jack Herer – Premium Flower 1/8oz (3.5g)
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Original price was: $35.00.$24.50Current price is: $24.50.he Jack Herer strain is a slightly sativa-leaning hybrid known for its potent medical properties. It’s quite easy to cultivate as well, making it an easy bud for cannabis-growing newbies. As for its taste, it has a citrus-dominant flavor profile (with notes of pine and skunk thanks to its Shiva Skunk parent). It also gives lots of energy, so it’s perfect for a morning wake and bake smoke.
ORANGE
PINEY
SKUNK
CHRONIC PAIN
DEPRESSION
STRESS
EUPHORIA
FOCUS
SOCIAL
Happy Botanist – Jack Herer (Sativa) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Jack Herer is a legendary sativa-dominant hybrid named after the cannabis activist and author. Known for its clear-headed, uplifting effects, it delivers a perfect blend of cerebral energy and gentle body relaxation. It’s a go-to daytime strain for creativity, focus, and mood elevation.
Aroma & Flavor:
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Pine and earthy spice
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Hints of citrus and herbal notes
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Fresh, slightly sweet exhale
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Uplifted, happy mindset
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Mental clarity and creativity
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Light body ease without couch-lock
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Energizing and motivating
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Daytime productivity
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Mood enhancement
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Creativity and focus
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Mild stress or fatigue relief
Happy Botanist – Jealousy Runtz (Hybrid) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Jealousy Runtz is a potent hybrid born from two powerhouse genetics, blending the creamy sweetness of Runtz with the rich, gassy funk of Jealousy. This strain delivers a strong, calming body high with a relaxed yet uplifted mental state—perfect for late afternoon or evening vibes.
Aroma & Flavor:
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Sweet candy and cream
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Earthy gas and dessert funk
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Hints of vanilla and fruit
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Deep body relaxation
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Mood elevation with a calm headspace
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Stress and tension relief
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Can become sedating in higher doses
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Late-day unwinding
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Mood stabilization
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Anxiety and body aches
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Relaxed socializing or chilling at home
Happy Botanist – Jungle Grapes (Hybrid) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Experience the perfect balance of relaxation and euphoria with Happy Botanist’s Premium Jungle Grapes Pre-Roll. This expertly crafted hybrid strain delivers a smooth, flavorful smoke with rich notes of sweet grapes, tropical fruit, and earthy undertones.
Jungle Grapes offers a harmonious blend of uplifting cerebral effects and soothing body relaxation, making it ideal for any time of day. Whether you’re looking to enhance creativity, unwind after a long day, or simply enjoy a premium cannabis experience, this pre-roll is your go-to choice.
Rolled with high-quality, hand-selected flower—never shake or trim—this pre-roll ensures a clean, slow burn with potent effects. Elevate your session with Happy Botanist’s Jungle Grapes and enjoy a flavorful, well-balanced hybrid that hits just right.
Happy Botanist – Key Lime Jack (Sativa/Exotic) – Premium Cannabis Flower 3.5g
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Original price was: $45.00.$28.00Current price is: $28.00.TOTAL THC: 35.17%
Key Lime Jack is a vibrant and energizing sativa celebrated for its sharp citrus bite and uplifting, clear-headed buzz. Bright green, richly aromatic buds deliver a refreshing burst of lime, sweet herbs, and a hint of classic Jack-inspired spice — making this strain as invigorating as its name suggests.
The aroma is zesty and tangy with underlying earthiness, while the smoke is smooth, crisp, and mouth-watering. Users report a motivating cerebral high paired with a clean wave of euphoria, perfect for sparking creativity, boosting focus, or powering through the day with an elevated mood.
Profile: Sativa
Flavor: Lime citrus, sweet herbs, earth, spice
Effects: Uplifting, energetic, focused, creative, mood-boosting
Best for: Daytime, motivation, socializing, productivity, creative work
Happy Botanist – LEMON HEAD (SATIVA/HYBRID) – Premium Cannabis Flower 3.5g
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Original price was: $40.00.$32.00Current price is: $32.00.TOTAL THC: 33.64%
Lemon Head (Sativa-Hybrid) is a zesty, mood-lifting strain that blends bright citrus flavor with smooth hybrid balance. Bursting with notes of fresh lemon, sweet candy, and a touch of earth, it delivers a refreshing aroma and a crisp, energizing high.
The effects start with a clear-headed rush of euphoria and focus, followed by a light, relaxing body buzz that keeps you calm yet alert — perfect for daytime creativity or social vibes.
Type: Sativa-dominant hybrid
Flavor: Lemon candy, citrus zest, earthy sweetness
Effects: Uplifted, focused, happy, relaxed
Best for: Daytime, creativity, stress relief
Happy Botanist – LIPSMACKERZ (Hybrid) – Premium Cannabis Flower 3.5g
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Original price was: $40.00.$24.00Current price is: $24.00.TOTAL THC: 35.82%
LIPSMACKERZ (Hybrid) is a flavor-packed strain that lives up to its name with sweet, candy-forward notes layered with fruity hints and a touch of gas. Its colorful, crystal-covered buds shine with trichomes and deliver a smooth, tasty smoke every time.
The high is nicely balanced — bringing a cheerful, euphoric lift to the mind while easing the body into a calm, relaxed state. Great for unwinding without heavy sedation, LIPSMACKERZ keeps the vibe mellow, happy, and stress-free.
Type: Hybrid
Flavor: Sweet candy, fruit, light gas
Effects: Uplifted, relaxed, happy, balanced
Best for: Anytime enjoyment, mood boost, stress relief
Happy Botanist – Northern Lights (Indica) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Northern Lights is a legendary, nearly pure indica strain 90%-100% indica renowned for its fast-flowering, resin-heavy buds and deeply relaxing, euphoric effects. Featuring high THC, it is a staple for treating insomnia, pain, and stress, offering a sweet, earthy, and pine-forward flavor profile.
Happy Botanist – Old Money (Exotic Indica-Dominant) – Premium Cannabis Flower 3.5g
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Original price was: $40.00.$20.00Current price is: $20.00.Old Money – Exotic Indica-Dominant Premium Flower
Smooth, rich, and timeless, Old Money carries a flavor profile that speaks of luxury. Expect layers of earthy kush, sweet cream, and a touch of gassy spice, rolling together like a classic, well-aged blend. The dense, frosty buds deliver a heavy nose and an even heavier punch.
Effects hit with a wave of calming euphoria, quickly settling into a deep body melt that eases stress and tension. Perfect for late nights, couch sessions, or anytime you want that classic indica richness with modern exotic flavor.
Lineage: Exclusive indica-dominant cut
Aroma & Flavor: Earthy kush, sweet cream, gassy spice
Effects: Euphoric • Sedative • Relaxed
Happy Botanist – OPAL (Hybrid) – Premium Flower 1/2oz (14g)
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Original price was: $130.00.$91.00Current price is: $91.00.Opal – Hybrid Premium Flower
Shining with crystal-coated beauty and smooth balanced effects, Opal is a premium hybrid crafted for flavor lovers and everyday smokers alike. This eye-catching strain features dense light-green buds dusted in shimmering trichomes with flashes of lavender and vibrant orange pistils.
Opal delivers a sweet and creamy aroma layered with citrus zest, floral undertones, and a touch of earthy gas for a smooth, flavorful smoke from start to finish. The high begins with an uplifting cerebral spark that promotes positivity and focus before easing into a calm, relaxing body sensation that keeps you functional and stress-free.
Perfect for any time of day, Opal offers a clean, balanced experience with standout bag appeal and a terpene-rich profile that keeps you coming back for more.
THC 38.79%
Happy Botanist – OPAL × Permanent Marker (Exotic Hybrid) – Premium Cannabis Flower 3.5g
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Original price was: $40.00.$20.00Current price is: $20.00.OPAL × Permanent Marker – Exotic Hybrid Premium Flower
A rare and flavorful cross, OPAL × Permanent Marker blends the sweet, creamy, and floral notes of OPAL with the loud, gassy funk of Permanent Marker, creating a terpene profile that’s both dessert-smooth and powerfully pungent. The nose bursts with candied fruit, floral gas, and earthy spice, while the smoke coats the palate with rich layers of sweet cream and skunky diesel.
The high is just as dynamic—euphoric and creative up front, with a long-lasting body relaxation that grounds the experience without weighing you down. Perfect for connoisseurs looking for flavor complexity and balanced potency, this strain stands out as a true exotic.
Lineage: OPAL × Permanent Marker
Aroma & Flavor: Candied fruit, creamy floral, gassy spice
Effects: Euphoric • Creative • Relaxed
Happy Botanist – Pineapple Express – Premium Flower 3.5g
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Original price was: $40.00.$28.00Current price is: $28.00.Pineapple Express is a premium weed flower that is a favorite among cannabis enthusiasts. Its unique blend of tropical and citrus flavors creates a delicious and refreshing experience that is sure to please any palate.
This strain is a hybrid of Hawaiian and Trainwreck, which gives it its distinct flavor profile and potent effects. The buds are dense and covered in trichomes, with a bright green color and orange hairs that add to its visual appeal.
The effects of Pineapple Express are fast-acting and long-lasting, making it a great choice for those who want to feel the effects of cannabis quickly. It is known for its uplifting and energizing effects, which are perfect for daytime use. It can also induce a feeling of relaxation, making it a great choice for those who want to unwind after a long day.
The Pineapple Express strain is versatile and can be used in a variety of ways. It is perfect for smoking, vaping, and even cooking with. It can be used to create a variety of cannabis-infused products, including edibles, tinctures, and topicals.
Overall, Pineapple Express is a delicious and potent strain that is perfect for anyone looking for a refreshing and energizing cannabis experience. Its unique flavor profile and potent effects make it one of the most popular strains on the market today.
Happy Botanist – Pink Certz (Hybrid) – Premium Flower 1/2oz
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TOTAL THC: 28.12%
Pink Certz is a top-shelf hybrid known for its sweet, fruity flavor and balanced, uplifting effects. Crafted for those who enjoy smooth, dessert-inspired strains, Pink Certz delivers a joyful, mind-and-body experience with gentle relaxation.
The aroma bursts with sugary berry and tropical fruit notes layered over subtle creamy undertones. On the inhale, sweet berry flavors shine, followed by a smooth, mellow finish. Effects settle in gently, bringing happiness, relaxation, and a light euphoric lift—making it an ideal strain for daytime enjoyment or casual socializing.
Profile: Hybrid (Light Dep)
Flavor: Sweet berry, tropical fruit, creamy
Effects: Uplifting, relaxing, euphoric, mood-enhancing
Best For: Daytime, socializing, stress relief, light relaxation
Happy Botanist – PRISM – HYBRID – Premium Cannabis Flower 3.5g
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Original price was: $40.00.$28.00Current price is: $28.00.TOTAL THC: 34.12%
Prism (Hybrid) is a colorful, balanced strain that dazzles with its rainbow of flavors and effects. Its vibrant buds shimmer with trichomes and release a sweet, fruity aroma with hints of berry and gas.
The high is perfectly even — offering a bright, euphoric head buzz paired with a smooth, relaxing body feel. Ideal for any time of day, Prism brings clarity, creativity, and calm in one radiant experience.
Type: Balanced Hybrid
Flavor: Sweet fruit, berry, gas
Effects: Uplifted, creative, calm, balanced
Best for: Anytime use, mood boost, stress relief
Happy Botanist – Runtz (Hybrid) – Premium Cannabis Flower 3.5g
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Original price was: $35.00.$28.00Current price is: $28.00.Runtz – Hybrid Exotic Premium Flower
A modern legend, Runtz is the celebrated cross of Zkittlez × Gelato, delivering one of the most sought-after flavor profiles in cannabis. Bursting with candy-sweet fruit, creamy gas, and tropical zest, every hit is smooth, flavorful, and unforgettable.
The effects strike a perfect balance—uplifting and euphoric in the mind, while relaxing and soothing in the body—making Runtz versatile for both social sessions and winding down. Its frosty, vibrant buds and dessert-like terpene profile have earned it a top spot among exotic strains worldwide.
Lineage: Z × Gelato
Aroma & Flavor: Sweet candy, tropical fruit, creamy gas
Effects: Euphoric • Relaxed • Balanced
Happy Botanist – Stiiicky Grapes (Indica) – Premium Flower 1/2oz (14g)
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Original price was: $120.00.$88.00Current price is: $88.00.Sticky Grapes – Indica Dominant Premium Flower
Bursting with sweet grape flavor and coated in a thick layer of sticky trichomes, Sticky Grapes is an indica-dominant strain built for smooth relaxation and heavy flavor. These chunky purple-and-green buds are drenched in crystal frost with bright orange hairs that give the flower serious bag appeal.
The aroma blends juicy grape candy, berries, and creamy earth with subtle diesel undertones for a rich smoke that’s both sweet and loud. Sticky Grapes delivers a calming euphoric high that settles over the body while keeping the mind lifted and carefree, making it perfect for evening sessions, kicking back, or winding down after a long day.
THC 39.99%
Happy Botanist – Stiiicky Grapes- Premium Flower 1/8oz (3.5g)
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Sticky Grapes – Hybrid Premium Flower
Sticky Grapes is a flavor-packed hybrid known for its loud grape aroma, heavy trichome coverage, and perfectly sticky cure. Dense purple and forest green buds are wrapped in fiery orange hairs and coated in a thick layer of crystal resin, giving this strain serious bag appeal.
The aroma bursts with sweet grape candy, ripe berries, and subtle earthy gas, while the smoke delivers smooth fruity notes with a creamy finish. Sticky Grapes offers a balanced experience that starts with an uplifting cerebral buzz before melting into a relaxed, body-soothing vibe without feeling too heavy.
Perfect for kicking back, sparking creativity, or enjoying a flavorful all-day smoke.
THC 39.99%