Greenline -Jedi Kush – Crumble 1g
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$21.25Concentrates let you experience the best parts of cannabis in a multitude of ways and they come in a variety of textures that can be consumed using several different methods. Depending on the final form they take, cannabis concentrates and extracts can be consumed on their own, sprinkled in a joint to increase the potency, or precisely incorporated in a batch of edibles.
Greenline -Lemon Dragon – Crumble 1g
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$21.25Concentrates let you experience the best parts of cannabis in a multitude of ways and they come in a variety of textures that can be consumed using several different methods. Depending on the final form they take, cannabis concentrates and extracts can be consumed on their own, sprinkled in a joint to increase the potency, or precisely incorporated in a batch of edibles.
Happy Botanist – 98 Reserve (Indica/Exotic) – Premium Cannabis Flower 3.5g
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Original price was: $45.00.$28.00Current price is: $28.00.TOTAL THC: 34.64%
98 Reserve is a premium, top-shelf exotic indica crafted for those who appreciate deep body relaxation and rich, old-school flavor. Known for its dense, resin-heavy buds and deeply soothing effects, this strain embodies the classic indica experience — potent, grounding, and exceptionally smooth.
Its aroma layers earthy kush notes with subtle hints of pine, spice, and creamy sweetness, while the smoke is full-bodied and calming. Users report a heavy, tranquil body high accompanied by a warm, peaceful mental drift, making it ideal for melting away stress or settling in for restorative rest.
Profile: Indica
Flavor: Earthy kush, pine, spice, creamy sweetness
Effects: Deep relaxation, sedating, calming, mood-soothing
Best for: Evenings, stress relief, pain management, sleep support
Happy Botanist – AFTERBURNER (Sativa) – Premium Flower 1/8oz (3.5g)
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Original price was: $40.00.$28.00Current price is: $28.00.THC 35.61%
Afterburner is a high-energy, fast-acting sativa built for momentum, focus, and long-lasting uplift. Known for its sharp cerebral effects, this strain ignites the mind with clarity and motivation, making it an ideal choice for daytime use, creative work, or social settings.
Its flavor profile delivers bright citrus and fuel-forward notes layered with hints of pine and spice, finishing clean and invigorating. The effects come on quickly, providing an energetic head high without heaviness or burnout — true to its name, Afterburner keeps you going well after lift-off.
Perfect for those seeking productivity, inspiration, and an upbeat mental state, Afterburner is a go-to sativa for staying sharp, elevated, and in motion.
Happy Botanist – Beach Crasher (Exotic) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Ride the perfect wave of relaxation and euphoria with Happy Botanist’s Premium Beach Crasher Pre-Roll. This exotic hybrid strain delivers a bold, flavorful smoke with sweet vanilla, citrus, and gassy undertones, creating a truly unique and smooth experience.
Beach Crasher offers a balanced high that starts with an uplifting cerebral buzz, sparking creativity and good vibes, before settling into a deep, soothing body relaxation. Whether you’re chilling by the ocean or unwinding after a long day, this strain is perfect for both social and solo sessions.
Expertly rolled with hand-selected, top-quality flower—never shake or trim—this pre-roll provides a clean, even burn with potent, long-lasting effects. Elevate your cannabis experience with Happy Botanist’s Beach Crasher and let the good vibes roll.
Happy Botanist – Biskanté (Exotic / Hybrid) – Premium Flower 1/2oz (14g)
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Original price was: $100.00.$85.00Current price is: $85.00.THC 36.82%
Biscante is a flavorful hybrid strain known for its vibrant aroma, smooth smoke, and eye-catching appeal. These dense, frosty buds feature deep green tones with fiery orange hairs and a thick blanket of sparkling trichomes. Expect a rich blend of sweet citrus, creamy gas, and subtle candy-like undertones that make every hit flavorful from start to finish.
This balanced hybrid delivers an uplifting cerebral buzz paired with a relaxing body feel, making it a great choice for any time of day. Biscante is loved for its smooth, dessert-like flavor profile and potent effects that keep you feeling elevated, calm, and creative without being overly heavy. Perfect for smokers looking for a premium exotic flower with both flavor and strength.
Happy Botanist – Biskanté (Exotic / Hybrid) – Premium Flower 1/8oz (3.5g)
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Original price was: $35.00.$28.00Current price is: $28.00.THC 36.82%
Biscante is a flavorful hybrid strain known for its vibrant aroma, smooth smoke, and eye-catching appeal. These dense, frosty buds feature deep green tones with fiery orange hairs and a thick blanket of sparkling trichomes. Expect a rich blend of sweet citrus, creamy gas, and subtle candy-like undertones that make every hit flavorful from start to finish.
This balanced hybrid delivers an uplifting cerebral buzz paired with a relaxing body feel, making it a great choice for any time of day. Biscante is loved for its smooth, dessert-like flavor profile and potent effects that keep you feeling elevated, calm, and creative without being overly heavy. Perfect for smokers looking for a premium exotic flower with both flavor and strength.
Happy Botanist – BLACK CAVIAR – Premium Cannabis Flower 1/2oz
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Original price was: $125.00.$100.00Current price is: $100.00.TOTAL THC: 33.92%
Black Caviar is a rare and luxurious cannabis strain known for its rich, velvety flavor and deeply relaxing effects. Often an Indica-dominant hybrid, it offers dense, dark purple buds dusted with a frosty layer of trichomes — reminiscent of its namesake delicacy.
The aroma blends sweet, earthy notes with hints of spice and grape, while the smoke delivers a smooth, creamy finish. Users report a calming body high paired with a soothing mental euphoria, making it perfect for winding down in the evening or relieving stress and tension.
Profile: Indica-dominant hybrid
Flavor: Sweet earth, grape, spice, cream
Effects: Relaxed, euphoric, mellow, stress-relief
Best for: Evenings, anxiety, pain relief, sleep
Happy Botanist – Black Runtz – Flower 1/2oz (Exotic)
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Original price was: $145.00.$101.50Current price is: $101.50.An indica leaning hybrid cross between Black Diamond Sherbet and Runtz, Black Runtz derives its name from both its colorful appearance and its flavor profile that’s sugary-sweet.
Happy Botanist – Blue Dream (Hybrid) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Blue Dream is one of the most iconic and widely loved hybrids. Known for its balanced effects and smooth flavor, it delivers an uplifting head high paired with gentle body relaxation—ideal for daytime or early evening use.
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Sweet blueberry
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Light herbal and berry notes
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Subtle earthiness on the exhale
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Euphoric and mood-lifting
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Creative and mentally clear
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Relaxed without sedation
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Mild body relief
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Daytime relaxation
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Stress and mood relief
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Light pain or tension
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Creative focus
Happy Botanist – Blue Nerdz (Hybrid/Exotic) – Premium Cannabis Flower 1/2oz
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$110.00TOTAL THC: 35.99%
Blue Nerdz is a premium hybrid known for its sweet, candy-inspired flavor and balanced, feel-good effects. Crafted for those who love smooth, fruity strains, Blue Nerdz delivers a bright cerebral lift paired with gentle body relaxation.
The aroma pops with blueberry candy, mixed berries, and citrus, accented by subtle creamy and gassy notes. On the inhale, sugary blue fruit flavors shine, followed by a smooth, slightly tart finish. Effects come on happy and uplifting, bringing euphoria, creativity, and calm relaxation without feeling heavy—ideal for staying engaged and relaxed.
Profile: Hybrid
Flavor: Blueberry candy, sweet berries, citrus
Effects: Uplifting, euphoric, relaxing, mood-boosting
Best For: Daytime or afternoon use, socializing, stress relief, creative vibes
Happy Botanist – Blue Nerdz (Hybrid/Exotic) – Premium Cannabis Flower 1/8oz
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$32.00TOTAL THC: 35.99%
Blue Nerdz is a premium hybrid known for its sweet, candy-inspired flavor and balanced, feel-good effects. Crafted for those who love smooth, fruity strains, Blue Nerdz delivers a bright cerebral lift paired with gentle body relaxation.
The aroma pops with blueberry candy, mixed berries, and citrus, accented by subtle creamy and gassy notes. On the inhale, sugary blue fruit flavors shine, followed by a smooth, slightly tart finish. Effects come on happy and uplifting, bringing euphoria, creativity, and calm relaxation without feeling heavy—ideal for staying engaged and relaxed.
Profile: Hybrid
Flavor: Blueberry candy, sweet berries, citrus
Effects: Uplifting, euphoric, relaxing, mood-boosting
Best For: Daytime or afternoon use, socializing, stress relief, creative vibes
Happy Botanist – Blueberry Bomb – Premium Flower 1/8oz (3.5g)
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Original price was: $40.00.$24.00Current price is: $24.00.
Happy Botanist – Blueberry Muffin – Premium Flower 1/2oz (14g)
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Original price was: $100.00.$85.00Current price is: $85.00.Happy Botanist – Blueberry Muffin – Premium Flower 1/8oz (3.5g)
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Original price was: $40.00.$20.00Current price is: $20.00.
Happy Botanist – Bubblegum Gelato – Premium Flower 1/2oz (14g)
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$100.00THC 33.92%
Bubblegum Gelato is a flavorful hybrid that combines sweet candy-like notes with creamy dessert undertones. Its dense, frosty buds showcase vibrant green hues, hints of purple, and a thick coating of sparkling trichomes that make it stand out in any jar.
The aroma blends sugary bubblegum, ripe berries, and smooth vanilla cream, while the flavor delivers a sweet, fruity smoke with a rich Gelato finish. Bubblegum Gelato is known for providing a balanced experience that starts with an uplifting, happy mood before easing into a relaxing body sensation without feeling overly heavy.
Flavor Profile: Sweet Bubblegum • Creamy Vanilla • Mixed Berries • Gelato
Effects: Euphoric • Relaxing • Happy • Balanced
Type: Hybrid
Best For: Socializing, creative activities, or unwinding any time of day.
Happy Botanist – Bubblegum Gelato – Premium Flower 1/8oz (3.5g)
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Original price was: $35.00.$28.00Current price is: $28.00.THC 33.92%
Bubblegum Gelato is a flavorful hybrid that combines sweet candy-like notes with creamy dessert undertones. Its dense, frosty buds showcase vibrant green hues, hints of purple, and a thick coating of sparkling trichomes that make it stand out in any jar.
The aroma blends sugary bubblegum, ripe berries, and smooth vanilla cream, while the flavor delivers a sweet, fruity smoke with a rich Gelato finish. Bubblegum Gelato is known for providing a balanced experience that starts with an uplifting, happy mood before easing into a relaxing body sensation without feeling overly heavy.
Flavor Profile: Sweet Bubblegum • Creamy Vanilla • Mixed Berries • Gelato
Effects: Euphoric • Relaxing • Happy • Balanced
Type: Hybrid
Best For: Socializing, creative activities, or unwinding any time of day.
Happy Botanist – Bubblegum Gelato – Premium Flower 1oz (28g)
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$160.00THC 33.92%
Bubblegum Gelato is a flavorful hybrid that combines sweet candy-like notes with creamy dessert undertones. Its dense, frosty buds showcase vibrant green hues, hints of purple, and a thick coating of sparkling trichomes that make it stand out in any jar.
The aroma blends sugary bubblegum, ripe berries, and smooth vanilla cream, while the flavor delivers a sweet, fruity smoke with a rich Gelato finish. Bubblegum Gelato is known for providing a balanced experience that starts with an uplifting, happy mood before easing into a relaxing body sensation without feeling overly heavy.
Flavor Profile: Sweet Bubblegum • Creamy Vanilla • Mixed Berries • Gelato
Effects: Euphoric • Relaxing • Happy • Balanced
Type: Hybrid
Best For: Socializing, creative activities, or unwinding any time of day.
Happy Botanist – CANDY FUMES (Indica/Hybrid) – Premium Cannabis Flower 3.5g
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Original price was: $40.00.$24.00Current price is: $24.00.TOTAL THC: 32.07%
Candy Fumes (Indica-Hybrid) is a sweet and gassy strain that delivers the best of both worlds — deep body relaxation with a smooth, uplifting edge. Its dense, trichome-covered buds release an irresistible aroma of fruit candy, vanilla cream, and diesel fumes.
The effects come on with a gentle cerebral buzz before melting into a soothing, calming body high, making it perfect for unwinding without total couchlock.
Type: Indica-dominant hybrid
Flavor: Sweet candy, vanilla, fruity gas
Effects: Relaxed, happy, mellow, stress-free
Best for: Evenings, relaxation, mood boost
Happy Botanist – Cereal Milk – Premium Flower 1/2oz (14g)
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Original price was: $100.00.$80.00Current price is: $80.00.THC 32.76%
Cereal Milk (indica-dominant phenotype) is a flavorful hybrid known for its dessert-like terpene profile and balanced yet calming effects. It typically comes from strong Gelato and Cookies lineage, which shows in its sweet, creamy aroma with notes of sugary cereal, vanilla frosting, and light berry fruit.
Effects lean more relaxing on the body compared to other phenos, delivering a smooth, calming wave that helps ease tension without immediately knocking you out. The head high stays slightly euphoric and uplifted, which keeps it functional enough for conversation, light activities, or creative downtime before it fully settles in.
Happy Botanist – Cereal Milk – Premium Flower 1/8oz (3.5g)
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Original price was: $40.00.$24.00Current price is: $24.00.THC 32.76%
Cereal Milk (indica-dominant phenotype) is a flavorful hybrid known for its dessert-like terpene profile and balanced yet calming effects. It typically comes from strong Gelato and Cookies lineage, which shows in its sweet, creamy aroma with notes of sugary cereal, vanilla frosting, and light berry fruit.
Effects lean more relaxing on the body compared to other phenos, delivering a smooth, calming wave that helps ease tension without immediately knocking you out. The head high stays slightly euphoric and uplifted, which keeps it functional enough for conversation, light activities, or creative downtime before it fully settles in.
Happy Botanist – Cereal Milk – Premium Flower 1oz (28g)
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$170.00THC 32.76%
Cereal Milk (indica-dominant phenotype) is a flavorful hybrid known for its dessert-like terpene profile and balanced yet calming effects. It typically comes from strong Gelato and Cookies lineage, which shows in its sweet, creamy aroma with notes of sugary cereal, vanilla frosting, and light berry fruit.
Effects lean more relaxing on the body compared to other phenos, delivering a smooth, calming wave that helps ease tension without immediately knocking you out. The head high stays slightly euphoric and uplifted, which keeps it functional enough for conversation, light activities, or creative downtime before it fully settles in.
Happy Botanist – Cherry Gas (Hybrid) – Premium Cannabis Flower 3.5g
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Original price was: $45.00.$22.50Current price is: $22.50.TOTAL THC: 33.02%
Cherry Gas is a powerful hybrid known for its bold cherry aroma, gassy bite, and balanced yet hard-hitting effects. Dense, resin-glazed buds burst with deep red and purple hues, delivering a flavor profile that’s both sweet and fuel-forward — a perfect fusion of fruit and fire.
The scent opens with ripe cherry and berry notes layered over pungent diesel and earthy spice, while the smoke is smooth, rich, and unmistakably gassy. Users report an uplifting mental buzz followed by a warm, relaxing body melt, creating a well-rounded high that’s ideal for unwinding without losing clarity.
Profile: Hybrid
Flavor: Sweet cherry, berry, diesel, earthy spice
Effects: Euphoric, relaxed, balanced, creative calm
Best for: Afternoon or evening, stress relief, mood boost, mild pain relief
Happy Botanist – Cherry Pop (Indica/Exotic) – Premium Cannabis Flower 1/2oz
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Original price was: $135.00.$81.00Current price is: $81.00.TOTAL THC: 36.84%
Cherry Pop is a top-shelf indica known for its rich flavor profile and deeply relaxing effects. Crafted for those who enjoy smooth smoke and dessert-forward strains, Cherry Pop delivers a calming, body-focused experience without losing its flavorful appeal.
The aroma bursts with ripe cherry sweetness layered over subtle notes of earth and cream. On the inhale, sweet cherry candy flavors shine, followed by a smooth, mellow finish. Effects settle in gently, bringing full-body relaxation, stress relief, and a calm, cozy mental state—making it an ideal strain for winding down in the evening.
Profile: Indica
Flavor: Sweet cherry, creamy fruit, light earth
Effects: Relaxing, calming, mood-soothing, mildly sedating
Best For: Evenings, stress relief, relaxation, unwinding
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