Gelato – Strawberry Cough (Sativa) – Premium Preroll 1g
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$5.00Strawberry Cough is a sativa strain with sweet berry & fruity, floral aromas that will have you feeling social and energetic before you?ve even exhaled. 1g pre roll.
Grassdoor Variable Voltage 510 Battery
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$12.00Grassdoor Variable Voltage 510 Battery
Greenline Infused Coconut Oil – THC 1000mg
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$40.00- 1000 mg THC
- 0 mg THC-A
1000mg THC /about 72 servings/jar
Happy Botanist – 98 Reserve (Indica/Exotic) – Premium Cannabis Flower 1/2oz (14g)
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Original price was: $120.00.$84.00Current price is: $84.00.TOTAL THC: 38.79%
98 Reserve is a premium, top-shelf exotic indica crafted for those who appreciate deep body relaxation and rich, old-school flavor. Known for its dense, resin-heavy buds and deeply soothing effects, this strain embodies the classic indica experience — potent, grounding, and exceptionally smooth.
Its aroma layers earthy kush notes with subtle hints of pine, spice, and creamy sweetness, while the smoke is full-bodied and calming. Users report a heavy, tranquil body high accompanied by a warm, peaceful mental drift, making it ideal for melting away stress or settling in for restorative rest.
Profile: Indica
Flavor: Earthy kush, pine, spice, creamy sweetness
Effects: Deep relaxation, sedating, calming, mood-soothing
Best for: Evenings, stress relief, pain management, sleep support
Happy Botanist – 98 Reserve (Indica/Exotic) – Premium Cannabis Flower 1oz (28g)
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$180.00TOTAL THC: 38.79%
98 Reserve is a premium, top-shelf exotic indica crafted for those who appreciate deep body relaxation and rich, old-school flavor. Known for its dense, resin-heavy buds and deeply soothing effects, this strain embodies the classic indica experience — potent, grounding, and exceptionally smooth.
Its aroma layers earthy kush notes with subtle hints of pine, spice, and creamy sweetness, while the smoke is full-bodied and calming. Users report a heavy, tranquil body high accompanied by a warm, peaceful mental drift, making it ideal for melting away stress or settling in for restorative rest.
Profile: Indica
Flavor: Earthy kush, pine, spice, creamy sweetness
Effects: Deep relaxation, sedating, calming, mood-soothing
Best for: Evenings, stress relief, pain management, sleep support
Happy Botanist – 98 Reserve (Indica/Exotic) – Premium Cannabis Flower 3.5g
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Original price was: $45.00.$28.00Current price is: $28.00.TOTAL THC: 34.64%
98 Reserve is a premium, top-shelf exotic indica crafted for those who appreciate deep body relaxation and rich, old-school flavor. Known for its dense, resin-heavy buds and deeply soothing effects, this strain embodies the classic indica experience — potent, grounding, and exceptionally smooth.
Its aroma layers earthy kush notes with subtle hints of pine, spice, and creamy sweetness, while the smoke is full-bodied and calming. Users report a heavy, tranquil body high accompanied by a warm, peaceful mental drift, making it ideal for melting away stress or settling in for restorative rest.
Profile: Indica
Flavor: Earthy kush, pine, spice, creamy sweetness
Effects: Deep relaxation, sedating, calming, mood-soothing
Best for: Evenings, stress relief, pain management, sleep support
HAPPY BOTANIST – Acapulco Gold (Sativa) – 10pk PREMIUM PRE-ROLLS 5g
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Original price was: $25.00.$20.00Current price is: $20.00.HAPPY BOTANIST – Acapulco Gold (Sativa) – 10pk Premium Pre-Rolls 5g
Classic Acapulco Gold, ready to smoke. These pre-rolls bring a smooth, earthy flavor with sweet citrus and a nice uplifting sativa vibe. No grinding, no rolling—just grab one and go.
10 pre-rolls × 0.5g | 5g Total
Grab a 10-pack and keep the good times rolling with Happy Botanist!
Happy Botanist – Beach Crasher (Exotic) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Ride the perfect wave of relaxation and euphoria with Happy Botanist’s Premium Beach Crasher Pre-Roll. This exotic hybrid strain delivers a bold, flavorful smoke with sweet vanilla, citrus, and gassy undertones, creating a truly unique and smooth experience.
Beach Crasher offers a balanced high that starts with an uplifting cerebral buzz, sparking creativity and good vibes, before settling into a deep, soothing body relaxation. Whether you’re chilling by the ocean or unwinding after a long day, this strain is perfect for both social and solo sessions.
Expertly rolled with hand-selected, top-quality flower—never shake or trim—this pre-roll provides a clean, even burn with potent, long-lasting effects. Elevate your cannabis experience with Happy Botanist’s Beach Crasher and let the good vibes roll.
Happy Botanist – Biskanté (Exotic / Hybrid) – Premium Flower 1oz (28g)
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$180.00THC 36.82%
Biscante is a flavorful hybrid strain known for its vibrant aroma, smooth smoke, and eye-catching appeal. These dense, frosty buds feature deep green tones with fiery orange hairs and a thick blanket of sparkling trichomes. Expect a rich blend of sweet citrus, creamy gas, and subtle candy-like undertones that make every hit flavorful from start to finish.
This balanced hybrid delivers an uplifting cerebral buzz paired with a relaxing body feel, making it a great choice for any time of day. Biscante is loved for its smooth, dessert-like flavor profile and potent effects that keep you feeling elevated, calm, and creative without being overly heavy. Perfect for smokers looking for a premium exotic flower with both flavor and strength.
Happy Botanist – BLACK CAVIAR – Premium Cannabis Flower 1/2oz
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Original price was: $125.00.$100.00Current price is: $100.00.TOTAL THC: 33.92%
Black Caviar is a rare and luxurious cannabis strain known for its rich, velvety flavor and deeply relaxing effects. Often an Indica-dominant hybrid, it offers dense, dark purple buds dusted with a frosty layer of trichomes — reminiscent of its namesake delicacy.
The aroma blends sweet, earthy notes with hints of spice and grape, while the smoke delivers a smooth, creamy finish. Users report a calming body high paired with a soothing mental euphoria, making it perfect for winding down in the evening or relieving stress and tension.
Profile: Indica-dominant hybrid
Flavor: Sweet earth, grape, spice, cream
Effects: Relaxed, euphoric, mellow, stress-relief
Best for: Evenings, anxiety, pain relief, sleep
Happy Botanist – Black Runtz – Flower 1/2oz (Exotic)
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Original price was: $145.00.$101.50Current price is: $101.50.An indica leaning hybrid cross between Black Diamond Sherbet and Runtz, Black Runtz derives its name from both its colorful appearance and its flavor profile that’s sugary-sweet.
Happy Botanist – Blue Dream (Hybrid) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Blue Dream is one of the most iconic and widely loved hybrids. Known for its balanced effects and smooth flavor, it delivers an uplifting head high paired with gentle body relaxation—ideal for daytime or early evening use.
Aroma & Flavor:
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Sweet blueberry
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Light herbal and berry notes
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Subtle earthiness on the exhale
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Euphoric and mood-lifting
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Creative and mentally clear
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Relaxed without sedation
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Mild body relief
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Daytime relaxation
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Stress and mood relief
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Light pain or tension
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Creative focus
Happy Botanist – Blue Lobster (Hybrid/Indica) – Premium Flower 1/8oz (3.5g) (Halloween Sale!)
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Original price was: $40.00.$24.00Current price is: $24.00.
Happy Botanist – Blueberry Muffin – Premium Flower 1/8oz (3.5g)
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Original price was: $40.00.$24.00Current price is: $24.00.
Happy Botanist – Bubblegum Gelato – Premium Flower 1/8oz (3.5g)
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Original price was: $35.00.$28.00Current price is: $28.00.THC 33.92%
Bubblegum Gelato is a flavorful hybrid that combines sweet candy-like notes with creamy dessert undertones. Its dense, frosty buds showcase vibrant green hues, hints of purple, and a thick coating of sparkling trichomes that make it stand out in any jar.
The aroma blends sugary bubblegum, ripe berries, and smooth vanilla cream, while the flavor delivers a sweet, fruity smoke with a rich Gelato finish. Bubblegum Gelato is known for providing a balanced experience that starts with an uplifting, happy mood before easing into a relaxing body sensation without feeling overly heavy.
Flavor Profile: Sweet Bubblegum • Creamy Vanilla • Mixed Berries • Gelato
Effects: Euphoric • Relaxing • Happy • Balanced
Type: Hybrid
Best For: Socializing, creative activities, or unwinding any time of day.
Happy Botanist – Cereal Milk – Premium Flower 1/8oz (3.5g)
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Original price was: $40.00.$24.00Current price is: $24.00.THC 32.76%
Cereal Milk (indica-dominant phenotype) is a flavorful hybrid known for its dessert-like terpene profile and balanced yet calming effects. It typically comes from strong Gelato and Cookies lineage, which shows in its sweet, creamy aroma with notes of sugary cereal, vanilla frosting, and light berry fruit.
Effects lean more relaxing on the body compared to other phenos, delivering a smooth, calming wave that helps ease tension without immediately knocking you out. The head high stays slightly euphoric and uplifted, which keeps it functional enough for conversation, light activities, or creative downtime before it fully settles in.
Happy Botanist – Cherry Gas (Hybrid) – Premium Cannabis Flower 1/2oz
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$120.00TOTAL THC: 33.02%
Cherry Gas is a powerful hybrid known for its bold cherry aroma, gassy bite, and balanced yet hard-hitting effects. Dense, resin-glazed buds burst with deep red and purple hues, delivering a flavor profile that’s both sweet and fuel-forward — a perfect fusion of fruit and fire.
The scent opens with ripe cherry and berry notes layered over pungent diesel and earthy spice, while the smoke is smooth, rich, and unmistakably gassy. Users report an uplifting mental buzz followed by a warm, relaxing body melt, creating a well-rounded high that’s ideal for unwinding without losing clarity.
Profile: Hybrid
Flavor: Sweet cherry, berry, diesel, earthy spice
Effects: Euphoric, relaxed, balanced, creative calm
Best for: Afternoon or evening, stress relief, mood boost, mild pain relief
Happy Botanist – Coffin Kisses – Premium Pre-Roll 1g (Halloween Special)
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Original price was: $10.00.$4.00Current price is: $4.00.Dark, sweet, and made for spooky nights. Coffin Kisses brings a mysterious aroma with sweet, earthy notes and a smooth, memorable finish. The kind of pre-roll that sets the mood for late-night hangs, Halloween parties, and everything after dark.
Profile: Sweet • Earthy • Gassy
Vibe: Dark • Mysterious • Smooth
Best For: Late nights, spooky season & kicking back
Happy Botanist – Cookie Platter (Indica) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Cookie Platter is an indica-dominant strain celebrated for its rich dessert-like flavor profile and deeply relaxing body effects. Ideal for winding down after a long day, it delivers a smooth, calming high that soothes the mind and muscles.
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Sweet cookie dough
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Earthy vanilla
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Creamy, slightly nutty undertones
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Full-body relaxation
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Stress and tension relief
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Mild euphoria and mood lift
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Can promote sleepiness in higher doses
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Evening or nighttime use
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Unwinding, anxiety relief
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Pain and muscle discomfort
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Sleep support
Happy Botanist – Diamond Reserve- Super Runtz (Hybrid) – Diamond Infused Joint (2.5g)
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Original price was: $16.00.$9.60Current price is: $9.60.Happy Botanist — Diamond Reserve
Meet Diamond Reserve, Happy Botanist’s elevated take on the classic joint. Crafted with 2.5g of premium indoor flower and infused with diamonds, it’s designed for those looking for a richer, more refined smoking experience.
Finished with a reusable glass tip for a cooler, smoother draw, Diamond Reserve combines quality flower, premium craftsmanship, and a laid-back California spirit in every joint.
2.5g • Diamond Infused • Premium Flower • Glass Tip
Happy Botanist — Good flower. Good vibes. California grown.
Happy Botanist – French Butter- Premium Flower 1/8oz (3.5g) NEW BATCH AAAA+
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$40.00. It is a cross between FKAFL and Umami Butter, often available in limited R&D micro-batches.
Happy Botanist – Georgia Peach (Hybrid) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Georgia Peach is generally considered an indica-dominant hybrid strain, often reported as 70% indica and 30% sativa. It is known for providing relaxing, uplifting, and body-comforting effects, typically with a sweet, fruity, peach, and nutty flavor profile, often featuring high THC content.