Happy Botanist – Cereal Milk – Premium Flower 1/8oz (3.5g)
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Original price was: $40.00.$24.00Current price is: $24.00.THC 32.76%
Cereal Milk (indica-dominant phenotype) is a flavorful hybrid known for its dessert-like terpene profile and balanced yet calming effects. It typically comes from strong Gelato and Cookies lineage, which shows in its sweet, creamy aroma with notes of sugary cereal, vanilla frosting, and light berry fruit.
Effects lean more relaxing on the body compared to other phenos, delivering a smooth, calming wave that helps ease tension without immediately knocking you out. The head high stays slightly euphoric and uplifted, which keeps it functional enough for conversation, light activities, or creative downtime before it fully settles in.
Happy Botanist – Cherry Gas (Hybrid) – Premium Cannabis Flower 1/2oz
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$120.00TOTAL THC: 33.02%
Cherry Gas is a powerful hybrid known for its bold cherry aroma, gassy bite, and balanced yet hard-hitting effects. Dense, resin-glazed buds burst with deep red and purple hues, delivering a flavor profile that’s both sweet and fuel-forward — a perfect fusion of fruit and fire.
The scent opens with ripe cherry and berry notes layered over pungent diesel and earthy spice, while the smoke is smooth, rich, and unmistakably gassy. Users report an uplifting mental buzz followed by a warm, relaxing body melt, creating a well-rounded high that’s ideal for unwinding without losing clarity.
Profile: Hybrid
Flavor: Sweet cherry, berry, diesel, earthy spice
Effects: Euphoric, relaxed, balanced, creative calm
Best for: Afternoon or evening, stress relief, mood boost, mild pain relief
Happy Botanist – Coffin Kisses – Premium Pre-Roll 1g (Halloween Special)
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Original price was: $10.00.$4.00Current price is: $4.00.Dark, sweet, and made for spooky nights. Coffin Kisses brings a mysterious aroma with sweet, earthy notes and a smooth, memorable finish. The kind of pre-roll that sets the mood for late-night hangs, Halloween parties, and everything after dark.
Profile: Sweet • Earthy • Gassy
Vibe: Dark • Mysterious • Smooth
Best For: Late nights, spooky season & kicking back
Happy Botanist – Cookie Platter (Indica) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Cookie Platter is an indica-dominant strain celebrated for its rich dessert-like flavor profile and deeply relaxing body effects. Ideal for winding down after a long day, it delivers a smooth, calming high that soothes the mind and muscles.
Aroma & Flavor:
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Sweet cookie dough
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Earthy vanilla
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Creamy, slightly nutty undertones
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Full-body relaxation
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Stress and tension relief
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Mild euphoria and mood lift
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Can promote sleepiness in higher doses
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Evening or nighttime use
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Unwinding, anxiety relief
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Pain and muscle discomfort
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Sleep support
Happy Botanist – Diamond Reserve- Super Runtz (Hybrid) – Diamond Infused Joint (2.5g)
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Original price was: $16.00.$9.60Current price is: $9.60.Happy Botanist — Diamond Reserve
Meet Diamond Reserve, Happy Botanist’s elevated take on the classic joint. Crafted with 2.5g of premium indoor flower and infused with diamonds, it’s designed for those looking for a richer, more refined smoking experience.
Finished with a reusable glass tip for a cooler, smoother draw, Diamond Reserve combines quality flower, premium craftsmanship, and a laid-back California spirit in every joint.
2.5g • Diamond Infused • Premium Flower • Glass Tip
Happy Botanist — Good flower. Good vibes. California grown.
Happy Botanist – French Butter- Premium Flower 1/8oz (3.5g) NEW BATCH AAAA+
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$40.00. It is a cross between FKAFL and Umami Butter, often available in limited R&D micro-batches.
Happy Botanist – Georgia Peach (Hybrid) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Georgia Peach is generally considered an indica-dominant hybrid strain, often reported as 70% indica and 30% sativa. It is known for providing relaxing, uplifting, and body-comforting effects, typically with a sweet, fruity, peach, and nutty flavor profile, often featuring high THC content.
Happy Botanist – Godfather OG – Premium Flower 1/2oz (14g)
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$85.00THC 32.42%
Godfather OG is a legendary indica-dominant strain known for its bold, pungent aroma and deeply relaxing experience. This powerful OG delivers earthy notes of pine, spice, and rich kush, creating a classic flavor profile that OG lovers appreciate.
With its dense, resinous buds and strong genetics, Godfather OG is often chosen for winding down and relaxing after a long day. Expect a heavy, calming vibe paired with a classic OG character.
Profile: Indica-Dominant
Flavor: Earthy • Pine • Spicy • Kush
Aroma: Pungent • Herbal • Woody
Best For: Evening relaxation and unwinding
Happy Botanist – Hot Mints (Indica) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Unwind and sink into deep relaxation with Happy Botanist’s Premium Hot Mints Pre-Roll. This potent indica strain delivers a smooth, cooling inhale with bold notes of mint, spice, and earthy undertones, creating a refreshing yet powerful smoking experience.
Hot Mints is perfect for evening sessions or late-night unwinding, offering a deep body melt and calming cerebral effects that help ease stress, tension, and restlessness. Crafted with top-tier, hand-selected flower—never shake or trim—this pre-roll ensures a slow, even burn and full-bodied potency.
Whether you’re looking to relax after a long day or drift into a peaceful night’s sleep, Happy Botanist’s Hot Mints is your go-to for a smooth, flavorful, and deeply soothing indica experience.
Happy Botanist – Jack Herer (Sativa) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Jack Herer is a legendary sativa-dominant hybrid named after the cannabis activist and author. Known for its clear-headed, uplifting effects, it delivers a perfect blend of cerebral energy and gentle body relaxation. It’s a go-to daytime strain for creativity, focus, and mood elevation.
Aroma & Flavor:
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Pine and earthy spice
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Hints of citrus and herbal notes
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Fresh, slightly sweet exhale
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Uplifted, happy mindset
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Mental clarity and creativity
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Light body ease without couch-lock
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Energizing and motivating
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Daytime productivity
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Mood enhancement
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Creativity and focus
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Mild stress or fatigue relief
Happy Botanist – Jealousy Runtz (Hybrid) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Jealousy Runtz is a potent hybrid born from two powerhouse genetics, blending the creamy sweetness of Runtz with the rich, gassy funk of Jealousy. This strain delivers a strong, calming body high with a relaxed yet uplifted mental state—perfect for late afternoon or evening vibes.
Aroma & Flavor:
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Sweet candy and cream
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Earthy gas and dessert funk
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Hints of vanilla and fruit
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Deep body relaxation
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Mood elevation with a calm headspace
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Stress and tension relief
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Can become sedating in higher doses
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Late-day unwinding
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Mood stabilization
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Anxiety and body aches
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Relaxed socializing or chilling at home
Happy Botanist – Jungle Grapes (Hybrid) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Experience the perfect balance of relaxation and euphoria with Happy Botanist’s Premium Jungle Grapes Pre-Roll. This expertly crafted hybrid strain delivers a smooth, flavorful smoke with rich notes of sweet grapes, tropical fruit, and earthy undertones.
Jungle Grapes offers a harmonious blend of uplifting cerebral effects and soothing body relaxation, making it ideal for any time of day. Whether you’re looking to enhance creativity, unwind after a long day, or simply enjoy a premium cannabis experience, this pre-roll is your go-to choice.
Rolled with high-quality, hand-selected flower—never shake or trim—this pre-roll ensures a clean, slow burn with potent effects. Elevate your session with Happy Botanist’s Jungle Grapes and enjoy a flavorful, well-balanced hybrid that hits just right.
Happy Botanist – Northern Lights (Indica) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Northern Lights is a legendary, nearly pure indica strain 90%-100% indica renowned for its fast-flowering, resin-heavy buds and deeply relaxing, euphoric effects. Featuring high THC, it is a staple for treating insomnia, pain, and stress, offering a sweet, earthy, and pine-forward flavor profile.
Happy Botanist – PARISIAN KUSH – Premium Flower 1/2oz (14g) (AAAA+)
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$100.00THC 36.99%
Parisian Kush carries itself with quiet elegance, a cultivar shaped by refinement rather than excess.
The aroma opens with a soft wash of cream and restrained sweetness, layered with a delicate floral-purple nuance that deepens as the flower is handled. As it settles, a low, kush-leaning gas begins to surface—warm and resinous—with just a trace of earth beneath it, adding depth without weight.
On the palate, the smoke remains smooth and unforced, lightly sweet through the inhale, resolving with a gentle, fuel-kissed finish that feels grounded and composed rather than sharp. The experience unfolds into a light, hazy clarity—relaxed, pleasant, and unintrusive—designed for ease rather than intensity.
Happy Botanist – PARISIAN KUSH – Premium Flower 1/8oz (3.5g) (AAAA+)
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$42.00THC 36.99%
Parisian Kush carries itself with quiet elegance, a cultivar shaped by refinement rather than excess.
The aroma opens with a soft wash of cream and restrained sweetness, layered with a delicate floral-purple nuance that deepens as the flower is handled. As it settles, a low, kush-leaning gas begins to surface—warm and resinous—with just a trace of earth beneath it, adding depth without weight.
On the palate, the smoke remains smooth and unforced, lightly sweet through the inhale, resolving with a gentle, fuel-kissed finish that feels grounded and composed rather than sharp. The experience unfolds into a light, hazy clarity—relaxed, pleasant, and unintrusive—designed for ease rather than intensity.
Happy Botanist – Pink Runtz – Premium Flower 1/2oz (14g)
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Original price was: $110.00.$88.00Current price is: $88.00.Pink Runtz brings that sweet, candy-coated vibe from the first hit. Expect a fruity burst with creamy berry notes, followed by a smooth, easygoing feeling that lets you settle in without rushing the moment. It’s the kind of strain that fits perfectly when you want to kick back, put on some music, and enjoy the vibe.
Flavor: Sweet berries, tropical candy & creamy fruit
Vibe: Happy • Relaxed • Easygoing
Best For: Chilling, hanging out, music, movies & laid-back evenings
Happy Botanist – Pink Runtz – Premium Flower 1/8oz (3.5g)
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Original price was: $36.00.$24.00Current price is: $24.00.Pink Runtz brings that sweet, candy-coated vibe from the first hit. Expect a fruity burst with creamy berry notes, followed by a smooth, easygoing feeling that lets you settle in without rushing the moment. It’s the kind of strain that fits perfectly when you want to kick back, put on some music, and enjoy the vibe.
Flavor: Sweet berries, tropical candy & creamy fruit
Vibe: Happy • Relaxed • Easygoing
Best For: Chilling, hanging out, music, movies & laid-back evenings
Happy Botanist – Pink Runtz – Premium Flower 1oz (28g)
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Original price was: $200.00.$170.00Current price is: $170.00.Pink Runtz brings that sweet, candy-coated vibe from the first hit. Expect a fruity burst with creamy berry notes, followed by a smooth, easygoing feeling that lets you settle in without rushing the moment. It’s the kind of strain that fits perfectly when you want to kick back, put on some music, and enjoy the vibe.
Flavor: Sweet berries, tropical candy & creamy fruit
Vibe: Happy • Relaxed • Easygoing
Best For: Chilling, hanging out, music, movies & laid-back evenings
