Greenline -Lemon Dragon – Crumble 1g
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$21.25Concentrates let you experience the best parts of cannabis in a multitude of ways and they come in a variety of textures that can be consumed using several different methods. Depending on the final form they take, cannabis concentrates and extracts can be consumed on their own, sprinkled in a joint to increase the potency, or precisely incorporated in a batch of edibles.
Happy Botanist – 98 Reserve (Indica/Exotic) – Premium Cannabis Flower 1oz (28g)
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TOTAL THC: 38.79%
98 Reserve is a premium, top-shelf exotic indica crafted for those who appreciate deep body relaxation and rich, old-school flavor. Known for its dense, resin-heavy buds and deeply soothing effects, this strain embodies the classic indica experience — potent, grounding, and exceptionally smooth.
Its aroma layers earthy kush notes with subtle hints of pine, spice, and creamy sweetness, while the smoke is full-bodied and calming. Users report a heavy, tranquil body high accompanied by a warm, peaceful mental drift, making it ideal for melting away stress or settling in for restorative rest.
Profile: Indica
Flavor: Earthy kush, pine, spice, creamy sweetness
Effects: Deep relaxation, sedating, calming, mood-soothing
Best for: Evenings, stress relief, pain management, sleep support
Happy Botanist – 98 Reserve (Indica/Exotic) – Premium Cannabis Flower 3.5g
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Original price was: $45.00.$28.00Current price is: $28.00.TOTAL THC: 34.64%
98 Reserve is a premium, top-shelf exotic indica crafted for those who appreciate deep body relaxation and rich, old-school flavor. Known for its dense, resin-heavy buds and deeply soothing effects, this strain embodies the classic indica experience — potent, grounding, and exceptionally smooth.
Its aroma layers earthy kush notes with subtle hints of pine, spice, and creamy sweetness, while the smoke is full-bodied and calming. Users report a heavy, tranquil body high accompanied by a warm, peaceful mental drift, making it ideal for melting away stress or settling in for restorative rest.
Profile: Indica
Flavor: Earthy kush, pine, spice, creamy sweetness
Effects: Deep relaxation, sedating, calming, mood-soothing
Best for: Evenings, stress relief, pain management, sleep support
Happy Botanist – AFTERBURNER (Sativa) Premium Flower 3.5g
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Original price was: $40.00.$28.00Current price is: $28.00.Afterburner is a high-energy, fast-acting sativa built for momentum, focus, and long-lasting uplift. Known for its sharp cerebral effects, this strain ignites the mind with clarity and motivation, making it an ideal choice for daytime use, creative work, or social settings.
Its flavor profile delivers bright citrus and fuel-forward notes layered with hints of pine and spice, finishing clean and invigorating. The effects come on quickly, providing an energetic head high without heaviness or burnout — true to its name, Afterburner keeps you going well after lift-off.
Perfect for those seeking productivity, inspiration, and an upbeat mental state, Afterburner is a go-to sativa for staying sharp, elevated, and in motion.
Happy Botanist – Beach Crasher (Exotic) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Ride the perfect wave of relaxation and euphoria with Happy Botanist’s Premium Beach Crasher Pre-Roll. This exotic hybrid strain delivers a bold, flavorful smoke with sweet vanilla, citrus, and gassy undertones, creating a truly unique and smooth experience.
Beach Crasher offers a balanced high that starts with an uplifting cerebral buzz, sparking creativity and good vibes, before settling into a deep, soothing body relaxation. Whether you’re chilling by the ocean or unwinding after a long day, this strain is perfect for both social and solo sessions.
Expertly rolled with hand-selected, top-quality flower—never shake or trim—this pre-roll provides a clean, even burn with potent, long-lasting effects. Elevate your cannabis experience with Happy Botanist’s Beach Crasher and let the good vibes roll.
Happy Botanist – Biskanté (Exotic / Hybrid) – Premium Flower 1/2oz (14g)
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THC 36.82%
Biscante is a flavorful hybrid strain known for its vibrant aroma, smooth smoke, and eye-catching appeal. These dense, frosty buds feature deep green tones with fiery orange hairs and a thick blanket of sparkling trichomes. Expect a rich blend of sweet citrus, creamy gas, and subtle candy-like undertones that make every hit flavorful from start to finish.
This balanced hybrid delivers an uplifting cerebral buzz paired with a relaxing body feel, making it a great choice for any time of day. Biscante is loved for its smooth, dessert-like flavor profile and potent effects that keep you feeling elevated, calm, and creative without being overly heavy. Perfect for smokers looking for a premium exotic flower with both flavor and strength.
Happy Botanist – Biskanté (Exotic / Hybrid) – Premium Flower 1/8oz (3.5g)
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Original price was: $35.00.$28.00Current price is: $28.00.THC 36.82%
Biscante is a flavorful hybrid strain known for its vibrant aroma, smooth smoke, and eye-catching appeal. These dense, frosty buds feature deep green tones with fiery orange hairs and a thick blanket of sparkling trichomes. Expect a rich blend of sweet citrus, creamy gas, and subtle candy-like undertones that make every hit flavorful from start to finish.
This balanced hybrid delivers an uplifting cerebral buzz paired with a relaxing body feel, making it a great choice for any time of day. Biscante is loved for its smooth, dessert-like flavor profile and potent effects that keep you feeling elevated, calm, and creative without being overly heavy. Perfect for smokers looking for a premium exotic flower with both flavor and strength.
Happy Botanist – Biskanté (Exotic / Hybrid) – Premium Flower 1oz (28g)
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THC 36.82%
Biscante is a flavorful hybrid strain known for its vibrant aroma, smooth smoke, and eye-catching appeal. These dense, frosty buds feature deep green tones with fiery orange hairs and a thick blanket of sparkling trichomes. Expect a rich blend of sweet citrus, creamy gas, and subtle candy-like undertones that make every hit flavorful from start to finish.
This balanced hybrid delivers an uplifting cerebral buzz paired with a relaxing body feel, making it a great choice for any time of day. Biscante is loved for its smooth, dessert-like flavor profile and potent effects that keep you feeling elevated, calm, and creative without being overly heavy. Perfect for smokers looking for a premium exotic flower with both flavor and strength.
Happy Botanist – Blue Dream (Hybrid) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Blue Dream is one of the most iconic and widely loved hybrids. Known for its balanced effects and smooth flavor, it delivers an uplifting head high paired with gentle body relaxation—ideal for daytime or early evening use.
Aroma & Flavor:
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Sweet blueberry
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Light herbal and berry notes
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Subtle earthiness on the exhale
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Euphoric and mood-lifting
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Creative and mentally clear
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Relaxed without sedation
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Mild body relief
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Daytime relaxation
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Stress and mood relief
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Light pain or tension
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Creative focus
Happy Botanist – Blueberry Bomb – Premium Flower 1/8oz (3.5g)
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Original price was: $40.00.$24.00Current price is: $24.00.
Happy Botanist – CANDY FUMES (Indica/Hybrid) – Premium Cannabis Flower 3.5g
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Original price was: $40.00.$24.00Current price is: $24.00.TOTAL THC: 32.07%
Candy Fumes (Indica-Hybrid) is a sweet and gassy strain that delivers the best of both worlds — deep body relaxation with a smooth, uplifting edge. Its dense, trichome-covered buds release an irresistible aroma of fruit candy, vanilla cream, and diesel fumes.
The effects come on with a gentle cerebral buzz before melting into a soothing, calming body high, making it perfect for unwinding without total couchlock.
Type: Indica-dominant hybrid
Flavor: Sweet candy, vanilla, fruity gas
Effects: Relaxed, happy, mellow, stress-free
Best for: Evenings, relaxation, mood boost
Happy Botanist – Cherry Pop (Indica/Exotic) – Premium Cannabis Flower 1/8oz (3.5g)
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Original price was: $40.00.$28.00Current price is: $28.00.TOTAL THC: 36.84%
Cherry Pop is a top-shelf indica known for its rich flavor profile and deeply relaxing effects. Crafted for those who enjoy smooth smoke and dessert-forward strains, Cherry Pop delivers a calming, body-focused experience without losing its flavorful appeal.
The aroma bursts with ripe cherry sweetness layered over subtle notes of earth and cream. On the inhale, sweet cherry candy flavors shine, followed by a smooth, mellow finish. Effects settle in gently, bringing full-body relaxation, stress relief, and a calm, cozy mental state—making it an ideal strain for winding down in the evening.
Profile: Indica
Flavor: Sweet cherry, creamy fruit, light earth
Effects: Relaxing, calming, mood-soothing, mildly sedating
Best For: Evenings, stress relief, relaxation, unwinding
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Happy Botanist – Cherry Pop (Indica/Exotic) – Premium Cannabis Flower 1oz
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Original price was: $250.00.$170.00Current price is: $170.00.TOTAL THC: 36.84%
Cherry Pop is a top-shelf indica known for its rich flavor profile and deeply relaxing effects. Crafted for those who enjoy smooth smoke and dessert-forward strains, Cherry Pop delivers a calming, body-focused experience without losing its flavorful appeal.
The aroma bursts with ripe cherry sweetness layered over subtle notes of earth and cream. On the inhale, sweet cherry candy flavors shine, followed by a smooth, mellow finish. Effects settle in gently, bringing full-body relaxation, stress relief, and a calm, cozy mental state—making it an ideal strain for winding down in the evening.
Profile: Indica
Flavor: Sweet cherry, creamy fruit, light earth
Effects: Relaxing, calming, mood-soothing, mildly sedating
Best For: Evenings, stress relief, relaxation, unwinding
Happy Botanist – Chroma (Indica/Exotic) – Premium Flower 1/8oz (3.5g)
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Original price was: $36.00.$25.20Current price is: $25.20.THC 36.12%
Gleaming with a silver sheen and stacked with trichomes, Chroma is a striking cross of our multiple award-winning Prizm and Black Diamond X — two powerhouse cultivars known for their bold terpene profiles and heavy-handed effects. This next-generation phenotype reflects its name with radiant bag appeal and a bold aromatic spectrum that opens with citrus rind and sharp pine, then deepens into notes of dark stone fruit, floral musk, and clean fuel.
On the inhale, Chroma delivers a smooth, layered smoke — bright and biting up front, with a velvety finish that lingers on the palate. The high is equally dynamic: body-melting and mind-soothing, yet clear enough to invite quiet introspection or creative focus. A true connoisseur’s cultivar, Chroma is not just eye-catching — it’s genre-defining.
Happy Botanist – Chroma (Indica/Exotic) – Premium Flower 1oz (28g)
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THC 36.12%
Gleaming with a silver sheen and stacked with trichomes, Chroma is a striking cross of our multiple award-winning Prizm and Black Diamond X — two powerhouse cultivars known for their bold terpene profiles and heavy-handed effects. This next-generation phenotype reflects its name with radiant bag appeal and a bold aromatic spectrum that opens with citrus rind and sharp pine, then deepens into notes of dark stone fruit, floral musk, and clean fuel.
On the inhale, Chroma delivers a smooth, layered smoke — bright and biting up front, with a velvety finish that lingers on the palate. The high is equally dynamic: body-melting and mind-soothing, yet clear enough to invite quiet introspection or creative focus. A true connoisseur’s cultivar, Chroma is not just eye-catching — it’s genre-defining.
Happy Botanist – Cookie Platter (Indica) – Premium Pre-Roll 1g
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Original price was: $10.00.$5.00Current price is: $5.00.Cookie Platter is an indica-dominant strain celebrated for its rich dessert-like flavor profile and deeply relaxing body effects. Ideal for winding down after a long day, it delivers a smooth, calming high that soothes the mind and muscles.
Aroma & Flavor:
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Sweet cookie dough
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Earthy vanilla
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Creamy, slightly nutty undertones
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Full-body relaxation
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Stress and tension relief
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Mild euphoria and mood lift
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Can promote sleepiness in higher doses
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Evening or nighttime use
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Unwinding, anxiety relief
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Pain and muscle discomfort
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Sleep support
Happy Botanist – Dirty Laundry- Premium Flower 1/2oz (14g)
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Original price was: $130.00.$91.00Current price is: $91.00.Dirty Laundry – Hybrid Premium Flower
Air out the stress and hang onto the good vibes with Dirty Laundry — a flavorful hybrid known for its loud aroma, frosty appearance, and smooth balanced effects. This strain delivers dense, trichome-coated buds with deep green tones, hints of purple, and fiery orange hairs that make every nug stand out.
Expect a rich terpene profile blending sweet gas, earthy funk, and subtle fruity notes for a bold smoke that lingers on the palate. Dirty Laundry starts with an uplifting cerebral buzz that boosts mood and creativity before settling into a mellow body relaxation without heavy couch-lock.
Perfect for day or evening sessions, Dirty Laundry is the go-to strain when you want flavor, potency, and a clean smooth finish every time.
THC 37.99%
Happy Botanist – DIRTY PRISM – HYBRID – Premium Cannabis Flower 1/2oz (14g)
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Original price was: $110.00.$88.00Current price is: $88.00.TOTAL THC: 35.89%
Prism (Hybrid) is a colorful, balanced strain that dazzles with its rainbow of flavors and effects. Its vibrant buds shimmer with trichomes and release a sweet, fruity aroma with hints of berry and gas.
The high is perfectly even — offering a bright, euphoric head buzz paired with a smooth, relaxing body feel. Ideal for any time of day, Prism brings clarity, creativity, and calm in one radiant experience.
Type: Balanced Hybrid
Flavor: Sweet fruit, berry, gas
Effects: Uplifted, creative, calm, balanced
Best for: Anytime use, mood boost, stress relief
Happy Botanist – Double Runtz (Hybrid) – Premium Flower 1/2oz
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TOTAL THC: 27.98%
Double Runtz is a top-shelf hybrid prized for its sweet, candy-like flavor and balanced, euphoric effects. Crafted for those who enjoy dessert-forward strains with smooth smoke, Double Runtz delivers a joyful, body-and-mind experience without overwhelming sedation.
The aroma bursts with sugary candy and tropical fruit notes layered over subtle earthy undertones. On the inhale, creamy, sweet flavors shine, followed by a smooth, mellow finish. Effects settle in gently, bringing happiness, relaxation, and a light, euphoric lift—making it an ideal strain for socializing or unwinding after a long day.
Profile: Hybrid (Light Dep)
Flavor: Sweet candy, tropical fruit, light earth
Effects: Euphoric, uplifting, relaxing, mood-enhancing
Best For: Daytime or evening, socializing, stress relief, relaxation
Happy Botanist – French Butter- Flower 14g
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It is a cross between FKAFL and Umami Butter, often available in limited R&D micro-batches.
Happy Botanist – French Butter- Flower 3.5g
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. It is a cross between FKAFL and Umami Butter, often available in limited R&D micro-batches.
Happy Botanist – French Lotus (Exotic Hybrid) – Premium Flower 1/2oz (14g)
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THC 36.6%
French Lotus – Exotic Hybrid Premium Flower
Elegant and powerful, French Lotus is a rare exotic hybrid that blends a floral sweetness with creamy gas and subtle citrus undertones. Its aroma is smooth yet complex—like fresh blooms mixed with dessert—and the smoke rolls off the palate with a silky finish.
The effects begin with a calm, euphoric uplift, sparking creativity and mood elevation, before settling into a deep, soothing body relaxation. Perfect for unwinding in style, French Lotus delivers a refined high that feels both luxurious and balanced.
Lineage: Exotic hybrid (kept exclusive)
Aroma & Flavor: Floral sweetness, creamy gas, citrus zest
Effects: Euphoric • Creative • Relaxed
Happy Botanist – French Lotus (Exotic Hybrid) – Premium Flower 1/8oz (3.5g)
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Original price was: $40.00.$26.00Current price is: $26.00.French Lotus – Exotic Hybrid Premium Flower
Elegant and powerful, French Lotus is a rare exotic hybrid that blends a floral sweetness with creamy gas and subtle citrus undertones. Its aroma is smooth yet complex—like fresh blooms mixed with dessert—and the smoke rolls off the palate with a silky finish.
The effects begin with a calm, euphoric uplift, sparking creativity and mood elevation, before settling into a deep, soothing body relaxation. Perfect for unwinding in style, French Lotus delivers a refined high that feels both luxurious and balanced.
Lineage: Exotic hybrid (kept exclusive)
Aroma & Flavor: Floral sweetness, creamy gas, citrus zest
Effects: Euphoric • Creative • Relaxed
Happy Botanist – French Lotus (Exotic Hybrid) – Premium Flower 1oz (28g)
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THC 36.6%
French Lotus – Exotic Hybrid Premium Flower
Elegant and powerful, French Lotus is a rare exotic hybrid that blends a floral sweetness with creamy gas and subtle citrus undertones. Its aroma is smooth yet complex—like fresh blooms mixed with dessert—and the smoke rolls off the palate with a silky finish.
The effects begin with a calm, euphoric uplift, sparking creativity and mood elevation, before settling into a deep, soothing body relaxation. Perfect for unwinding in style, French Lotus delivers a refined high that feels both luxurious and balanced.
Lineage: Exotic hybrid (kept exclusive)
Aroma & Flavor: Floral sweetness, creamy gas, citrus zest
Effects: Euphoric • Creative • Relaxed