Happy Botanist – HEIR HEADS (HYBRID) – Premium Cannabis Flower 1/2oz
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$110.00TOTAL THC: 33.04%
Heir Heads (Hybrid) is a sweet, candy-forward strain that perfectly balances uplifting euphoria with smooth body relaxation. Its dense, colorful buds release a mouthwatering aroma of fruit candy, cream, and a hint of gas, making it a treat for both flavor and effect lovers.
The high is happy, calming, and balanced, ideal for mellow afternoons or social evenings — leaving you relaxed but never couch-locked.
 Type: Balanced Hybrid
 Flavor: Sweet candy, fruit, cream, light gas
Effects: Happy, relaxed, uplifted, calm
 Best for: Anytime use, mood boost, social vibes
Happy Botanist – HEIR HEADS (HYBRID) – Premium Cannabis Flower 3.5g
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Original price was: $40.00.$28.00Current price is: $28.00.TOTAL THC: 33.04%
Heir Heads (Hybrid) is a sweet, candy-forward strain that perfectly balances uplifting euphoria with smooth body relaxation. Its dense, colorful buds release a mouthwatering aroma of fruit candy, cream, and a hint of gas, making it a treat for both flavor and effect lovers.
The high is happy, calming, and balanced, ideal for mellow afternoons or social evenings — leaving you relaxed but never couch-locked.
 Type: Balanced Hybrid
 Flavor: Sweet candy, fruit, cream, light gas
Effects: Happy, relaxed, uplifted, calm
 Best for: Anytime use, mood boost, social vibes
Happy Botanist – Ice Cream Cake (Hybrid/Indica) – Premium Flower 1/2oz
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$68.00TOTAL THC: 28.28%
Ice Cream Cake is a top-shelf indica-dominant hybrid known for its rich, creamy flavor and deeply relaxing effects. Crafted for those who enjoy dessert-forward strains, Ice Cream Cake delivers a smooth, calming body experience without losing its flavorful appeal.
The aroma bursts with sweet vanilla and baked dough layered over subtle earthy notes. On the inhale, creamy dessert flavors shine, followed by a smooth, mellow finish. Effects settle in gently, bringing full-body relaxation, stress relief, and a cozy mental state—perfect for winding down in the evening.
Profile: Indica-dominant hybrid (Light Dep)
Flavor: Sweet vanilla, creamy, light earth
Effects: Relaxing, calming, mood-soothing, mildly sedating
Best For: Evenings, stress relief, relaxation, unwinding
Happy Botanist – Ice Cream Cake (Hybrid/Indica) – Premium Flower 1oz
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$130.00TOTAL THC: 28.28%
Ice Cream Cake is a top-shelf indica-dominant hybrid known for its rich, creamy flavor and deeply relaxing effects. Crafted for those who enjoy dessert-forward strains, Ice Cream Cake delivers a smooth, calming body experience without losing its flavorful appeal.
The aroma bursts with sweet vanilla and baked dough layered over subtle earthy notes. On the inhale, creamy dessert flavors shine, followed by a smooth, mellow finish. Effects settle in gently, bringing full-body relaxation, stress relief, and a cozy mental state—perfect for winding down in the evening.
Profile: Indica-dominant hybrid (Light Dep)
Flavor: Sweet vanilla, creamy, light earth
Effects: Relaxing, calming, mood-soothing, mildly sedating
Best For: Evenings, stress relief, relaxation, unwinding
Happy Botanist – Illemonati (Hybrid/Sativa) – Premium Flower 1/2oz
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$70.00TOTAL THC: 28.21%
Illemonati is a top‑shelf sativa‑leaning hybrid known for its bold citrus flavor and energizing, uplifting effects. Crafted for those who enjoy bright, zesty strains with a smooth smoke, Illemonati delivers a clear, mood‑boosting experience with light body relaxation.
The aroma bursts with sharp lemon and tropical citrus notes layered over subtle herbal undertones. On the inhale, tangy citrus flavors shine, followed by a crisp, refreshing finish. Effects settle in gently, bringing mental clarity, focus, and a happy, energized buzz—making it an ideal strain for daytime use, creativity, or socializing.
Profile: Sativa‑dominant hybrid (Light Dep)
Flavor: Citrus lemon, tropical fruit, light herbal
Effects: Uplifting, energetic, focused, mood‑enhancing
Best For: Daytime, creativity, socializing, energy boost
Happy Botanist – Illemonati (Hybrid/Sativa) – Premium Flower 1oz
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$135.00TOTAL THC: 28.21%
Illemonati is a top‑shelf sativa‑leaning hybrid known for its bold citrus flavor and energizing, uplifting effects. Crafted for those who enjoy bright, zesty strains with a smooth smoke, Illemonati delivers a clear, mood‑boosting experience with light body relaxation.
The aroma bursts with sharp lemon and tropical citrus notes layered over subtle herbal undertones. On the inhale, tangy citrus flavors shine, followed by a crisp, refreshing finish. Effects settle in gently, bringing mental clarity, focus, and a happy, energized buzz—making it an ideal strain for daytime use, creativity, or socializing.
Profile: Sativa‑dominant hybrid (Light Dep)
Flavor: Citrus lemon, tropical fruit, light herbal
Effects: Uplifting, energetic, focused, mood‑enhancing
Best For: Daytime, creativity, socializing, energy boost
Happy Botanist – LEMON HEAD (SATIVA/HYBRID) – Premium Cannabis Flower 3.5g
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Original price was: $40.00.$32.00Current price is: $32.00.TOTAL THC: 33.64%
Lemon Head (Sativa-Hybrid) is a zesty, mood-lifting strain that blends bright citrus flavor with smooth hybrid balance. Bursting with notes of fresh lemon, sweet candy, and a touch of earth, it delivers a refreshing aroma and a crisp, energizing high.
The effects start with a clear-headed rush of euphoria and focus, followed by a light, relaxing body buzz that keeps you calm yet alert — perfect for daytime creativity or social vibes.
Type: Sativa-dominant hybrid
 Flavor: Lemon candy, citrus zest, earthy sweetness
Effects: Uplifted, focused, happy, relaxed
Best for: Daytime, creativity, stress relief
Happy Botanist – Michelin Star (Indica/Hybrid) – Premium Cannabis Flower 1/2oz
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Original price was: $130.00.$104.00Current price is: $104.00.TOTAL THC: 36.10%
Michelin Star is a luxury-grade indica-leaning hybrid crafted for those who appreciate refinement, potency, and smooth execution. True to its name, this strain delivers a well-balanced experience—deeply relaxing yet polished, with effects that unfold gradually and evenly.
Its aroma is rich and complex, blending creamy earth, subtle gas, and hints of sweet spice. The smoke is exceptionally smooth and full-bodied, coating the palate with layered flavor. Effects begin with a calm, euphoric mental lift before easing into a warm, relaxing body high that soothes without heavy sedation—making it perfect for elevated evenings and refined relaxation.
Profile: Indica-Hybrid
Flavor: Creamy earth, light gas, sweet spice
Effects: Relaxing, euphoric, balanced, body-soothing
Best For: Evening use, stress relief, unwinding, elevated relaxation
Happy Botanist – Michelin Star (Indica/Hybrid) – Premium Cannabis Flower 3.5g
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Original price was: $40.00.$28.00Current price is: $28.00.TOTAL THC: 36.10%
Michelin Star is a luxury-grade indica-leaning hybrid crafted for those who appreciate refinement, potency, and smooth execution. True to its name, this strain delivers a well-balanced experience—deeply relaxing yet polished, with effects that unfold gradually and evenly.
Its aroma is rich and complex, blending creamy earth, subtle gas, and hints of sweet spice. The smoke is exceptionally smooth and full-bodied, coating the palate with layered flavor. Effects begin with a calm, euphoric mental lift before easing into a warm, relaxing body high that soothes without heavy sedation—making it perfect for elevated evenings and refined relaxation.
Profile: Indica-Hybrid
Flavor: Creamy earth, light gas, sweet spice
Effects: Relaxing, euphoric, balanced, body-soothing
Best For: Evening use, stress relief, unwinding, elevated relaxation
Happy Botanist – Old Money (Exotic Indica-Dominant) – Premium Cannabis Flower 3.5g
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Original price was: $40.00.$24.00Current price is: $24.00.Old Money – Exotic Indica-Dominant Premium Flower
Smooth, rich, and timeless, Old Money carries a flavor profile that speaks of luxury. Expect layers of earthy kush, sweet cream, and a touch of gassy spice, rolling together like a classic, well-aged blend. The dense, frosty buds deliver a heavy nose and an even heavier punch.
Effects hit with a wave of calming euphoria, quickly settling into a deep body melt that eases stress and tension. Perfect for late nights, couch sessions, or anytime you want that classic indica richness with modern exotic flavor.
Lineage: Exclusive indica-dominant cut
Aroma & Flavor: Earthy kush, sweet cream, gassy spice
Effects: Euphoric • Sedative • Relaxed
Happy Botanist – OPAL × Permanent Marker (Exotic Hybrid) – Premium Cannabis Flower 3.5g
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Original price was: $40.00.$24.00Current price is: $24.00.OPAL × Permanent Marker – Exotic Hybrid Premium Flower
A rare and flavorful cross, OPAL × Permanent Marker blends the sweet, creamy, and floral notes of OPAL with the loud, gassy funk of Permanent Marker, creating a terpene profile that’s both dessert-smooth and powerfully pungent. The nose bursts with candied fruit, floral gas, and earthy spice, while the smoke coats the palate with rich layers of sweet cream and skunky diesel.
The high is just as dynamic—euphoric and creative up front, with a long-lasting body relaxation that grounds the experience without weighing you down. Perfect for connoisseurs looking for flavor complexity and balanced potency, this strain stands out as a true exotic.
Lineage: OPAL × Permanent Marker
Aroma & Flavor: Candied fruit, creamy floral, gassy spice
Effects: Euphoric • Creative • Relaxed
Happy Botanist – OPAL- Flower 14g
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$130.00Opal is a weed strain from Oakland grower/breeder Deo Farms, known for the OZK breeding project called Zoap. Opal is made from Zoap crossed to a type of a strain called The Y. It’s Zoap x YBX1 #65. Opal nugs are iridescent, and multicolored hue like the inside of an abalone shell. It smells like grape Sweet Tart candy and tastes like candied grape, pine, and floral baby powder. This super-high THC hybridmakes for a versatile weekend wake and bake treat, all the way to a weekday evening nightcap.
Happy Botanist – Pink Certz (Hybrid) – Premium Flower 1/2oz
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$68.00TOTAL THC: 28.12%
Pink Certz is a top-shelf hybrid known for its sweet, fruity flavor and balanced, uplifting effects. Crafted for those who enjoy smooth, dessert-inspired strains, Pink Certz delivers a joyful, mind-and-body experience with gentle relaxation.
The aroma bursts with sugary berry and tropical fruit notes layered over subtle creamy undertones. On the inhale, sweet berry flavors shine, followed by a smooth, mellow finish. Effects settle in gently, bringing happiness, relaxation, and a light euphoric lift—making it an ideal strain for daytime enjoyment or casual socializing.
Profile: Hybrid (Light Dep)
Flavor: Sweet berry, tropical fruit, creamy
Effects: Uplifting, relaxing, euphoric, mood-enhancing
Best For: Daytime, socializing, stress relief, light relaxation
Happy Botanist – Pink Certz (Hybrid) – Premium Flower 1oz
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$130.00TOTAL THC: 28.12%
Pink Certz is a top-shelf hybrid known for its sweet, fruity flavor and balanced, uplifting effects. Crafted for those who enjoy smooth, dessert-inspired strains, Pink Certz delivers a joyful, mind-and-body experience with gentle relaxation.
The aroma bursts with sugary berry and tropical fruit notes layered over subtle creamy undertones. On the inhale, sweet berry flavors shine, followed by a smooth, mellow finish. Effects settle in gently, bringing happiness, relaxation, and a light euphoric lift—making it an ideal strain for daytime enjoyment or casual socializing.
Profile: Hybrid (Light Dep)
Flavor: Sweet berry, tropical fruit, creamy
Effects: Uplifting, relaxing, euphoric, mood-enhancing
Best For: Daytime, socializing, stress relief, light relaxation
Happy Botanist – PRISM – HYBRID – Premium Cannabis Flower 3.5g
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Original price was: $40.00.$28.00Current price is: $28.00.TOTAL THC: 34.12%
Prism (Hybrid) is a colorful, balanced strain that dazzles with its rainbow of flavors and effects. Its vibrant buds shimmer with trichomes and release a sweet, fruity aroma with hints of berry and gas.
The high is perfectly even — offering a bright, euphoric head buzz paired with a smooth, relaxing body feel. Ideal for any time of day, Prism brings clarity, creativity, and calm in one radiant experience.
 Type: Balanced Hybrid
 Flavor: Sweet fruit, berry, gas
 Effects: Uplifted, creative, calm, balanced
 Best for: Anytime use, mood boost, stress relief
Happy Botanist – Runtz (Hybrid) – Premium Cannabis Flower 3.5g
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$35.00Runtz – Hybrid Exotic Premium Flower
A modern legend, Runtz is the celebrated cross of Zkittlez × Gelato, delivering one of the most sought-after flavor profiles in cannabis. Bursting with candy-sweet fruit, creamy gas, and tropical zest, every hit is smooth, flavorful, and unforgettable.
The effects strike a perfect balance—uplifting and euphoric in the mind, while relaxing and soothing in the body—making Runtz versatile for both social sessions and winding down. Its frosty, vibrant buds and dessert-like terpene profile have earned it a top spot among exotic strains worldwide.
Lineage: Z × Gelato
Aroma & Flavor: Sweet candy, tropical fruit, creamy gas
Effects: Euphoric • Relaxed • Balanced
Happy Botanist – Silver Iris (Indica Dominant Hybrid) – Premium Cannabis Flower 1/2oz
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Original price was: $125.00.$87.50Current price is: $87.50.TOTAL THC: 34.01%
Silver Iris is a refined indica-dominant hybrid celebrated for its silky smooth flavor, calming body effects, and elegantly frosted appearance. Its pearly, silver-dusted buds bloom with soft purple undertones — a look as delicate and beautiful as the strain’s namesake flower.
The aroma opens with sweet floral notes layered over creamy earth, subtle berry, and a whisper of herbal spice. The smoke is velvety and soothing, delivering a gentle sweetness on the inhale and a clean, relaxing finish. Users report a peaceful body melt paired with a mellow, blissful headspace, making it perfect for unwinding without becoming fully couch-locked.
Profile: Indica-dominant hybrid
Flavor: Floral sweetness, creamy earth, berry, herbal spice
Effects: Relaxing, mellow euphoria, body-soothing, calming
Best for: Evenings, stress relief, unwinding, light sedation, mood support
Happy Botanist – Silver Iris (Indica Dominant Hybrid) – Premium Cannabis Flower 3.5g
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Original price was: $45.00.$27.00Current price is: $27.00.TOTAL THC: 34.01%
Silver Iris is a refined indica-dominant hybrid celebrated for its silky smooth flavor, calming body effects, and elegantly frosted appearance. Its pearly, silver-dusted buds bloom with soft purple undertones — a look as delicate and beautiful as the strain’s namesake flower.
The aroma opens with sweet floral notes layered over creamy earth, subtle berry, and a whisper of herbal spice. The smoke is velvety and soothing, delivering a gentle sweetness on the inhale and a clean, relaxing finish. Users report a peaceful body melt paired with a mellow, blissful headspace, making it perfect for unwinding without becoming fully couch-locked.
Profile: Indica-dominant hybrid
Flavor: Floral sweetness, creamy earth, berry, herbal spice
Effects: Relaxing, mellow euphoria, body-soothing, calming
Best for: Evenings, stress relief, unwinding, light sedation, mood support
Happy Botanist – Singapore Sling (Sativa/Exotic) – Premium Cannabis Flower 1oz
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$230.00TOTAL THC: 35.12%
Singapore Sling is a lively, top-shelf sativa celebrated for its bright flavor profile and uplifting, mood-enhancing effects. Designed for those who enjoy energetic strains with a smooth, flavorful smoke, this sativa delivers a clear, motivating high that keeps the mind engaged and inspired.
The aroma opens with sweet citrus and cherry notes layered with subtle herbal and tropical undertones. On the palate, flavors are crisp and refreshing, finishing clean with a light sweetness. Effects are fast-acting and cerebral, promoting focus, creativity, and a positive, social mindset—ideal for daytime sessions or active moments.
Profile: Sativa
Flavor: Citrus, cherry, tropical fruit, light herb
Effects: Uplifting, energetic, creative, mood-boosting
Best For: Daytime use, creativity, social settings, motivation
Happy Botanist – Sticky Toffee- Flower 3.5g
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$35.00Sticky Toffee Kush, is a hybrid created by crossing Birthday Cake with OG Kush.
Happy Botanist – Stiiicky Grapes- Flower 14g
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$120.00ticky Grapes is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the tasty Sticky Toffee X GCCM strains. Named for its amazing parentage and super sticky feel, Sticky Grapes is the perfect balanced indica to help you really relax on a lazy day. This bud has beautifully dense, popcorn-shaped forest green nugs adorned with deep purple undertones, thin red-orange hairs and a super frosty blanket of tiny, sparkling purple-white crystal trichomes completely coated with sweet, sticky resin. As you pull apart each gorgeous little nugget, you’ll experience aromas of spicy, fruity grapes, nutty cookies and super pungent dan dancing through the air, intensifying with each toke. The flavor is even better, with a notably grape cookie-like taste accented by touches of fresh tree fruits and spicy apricots. The Sticky Grapes high will hit you quickly in the mind while slowly sneaking into the body. You’ll feel your mind brightened with a hazy energy that leaves you grinning from ear to ear and a little out of touch with reality. A soothing physical high comes creeping in next, helping you to settle down with a deep relaxation that won’t affect your mental state. With these effects and its high 22-24% average THC level, Sticky Grapes is often chosen to treat chronic stress or anxiety, depression or mood swings, chronic pain, bipolar disorder and arthritis.
Happy Botanist – Stiiicky Grapes- Flower 3.5g
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$28.00ticky Grapes is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the tasty Sticky Toffee X GCCM strains. Named for its amazing parentage and super sticky feel, Sticky Grapes is the perfect balanced indica to help you really relax on a lazy day. This bud has beautifully dense, popcorn-shaped forest green nugs adorned with deep purple undertones, thin red-orange hairs and a super frosty blanket of tiny, sparkling purple-white crystal trichomes completely coated with sweet, sticky resin. As you pull apart each gorgeous little nugget, you’ll experience aromas of spicy, fruity grapes, nutty cookies and super pungent dan dancing through the air, intensifying with each toke. The flavor is even better, with a notably grape cookie-like taste accented by touches of fresh tree fruits and spicy apricots. The Sticky Grapes high will hit you quickly in the mind while slowly sneaking into the body. You’ll feel your mind brightened with a hazy energy that leaves you grinning from ear to ear and a little out of touch with reality. A soothing physical high comes creeping in next, helping you to settle down with a deep relaxation that won’t affect your mental state. With these effects and its high 22-24% average THC level, Sticky Grapes is often chosen to treat chronic stress or anxiety, depression or mood swings, chronic pain, bipolar disorder and arthritis.
Happy Botanist – Umami Butter- Flower 14g
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$130.00
Happy Botanist – ZEREALS (Indica/Hybrid) – Premium Cannabis Flower 1/2oz
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$110.00TOTAL THC: 32.14%
Zereals (Indica-Hybrid) is a dessert-style strain bursting with sweet, creamy cereal milk flavors and a hint of fruity gas. Its frosty, colorful buds give off the nostalgic aroma of sugary breakfast cereal mixed with vanilla and berries, making it as tasty as it is powerful.
The high starts with a light, euphoric head buzz that slowly settles into a relaxing, body-heavy calm, perfect for kicking back after a long day without total sedation.
 Type: Indica-dominant hybrid
Flavor: Sweet cereal, vanilla cream, berry, gas
Effects: Calm, happy, relaxed, balanced
Best for: Evenings, stress relief, mellow vibes